tactical dating

[shootthebandit]

so i have discovered a new concept i have not used (and probably wouldnt) but i would regard as a good idea. its called tactical dating i got the idea from this pepsi advert http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiaNFcMSbmA

heres the basic concept: if you cannot get a girl (or boy) then you may require a clever tactic)

heres my idea: you get a freind to organise a date, get them to tell you were and when they are meeting. wait at that location and walk around awkward looking at your watch and once they get a bit impatient ask them if they have been stood up (which they have thanks to your friend), then tell them that you have also been stood up and then go from there. you will instanly have a mutual understanding

N.B: this is just really a hypothetical thread, it would probably be much easier to get a date legitimatly rather than make some eloborate shame

so what would your tactic be?

 

[starwarsgeek]

And when she sees you hanging out with her original date and puts it all together?

 

[shootthebandit]

Roofies or chloroform... I am a traditionalist.

thats just rape

 

[shootthebandit]

And when she sees you hanging out with her original date and puts it all together?

yeah but you can avoid your freind whilst in her presence, best to have a freind you really like but somehow dont talk to often

 

[Terminate421]

Oh my god the title just got me this image

 

[stutheninja]

it seems like it would work but there are quite a few things that could go wrong... can't think of any off the top of my head but im sure there are a few
*leaves to go try this*

 

[shootthebandit]

it seems like it would work but there are quite a few things that could go wrong... can't think of any off the top of my head but im sure there are a few
*leaves to go try this*

in all seriousness if you do try it, tell me what your sucess is.

i bet this will catch on soon and we'll all be doing it

 

[Da Chi]

Invite a co-worker or acquaintance out to drinks. Invite three or four friends. One female, someone you trust, and maybe someone funny but ugly. Your friends will likely include your acquaintance in the conversation but she will likely be a bit out of place. Suggest going somewhere else when you notice her start to shy from the conversation. If she agrees you have a date. Take her somewhere nice, get to know her. Before you know it you'll be on the fifth date and your friends will have forgotten you blowing them off. The End

 

[Berethond]

Yeah... there's no way that would work.
Besides, your friend would gain a reputation for standing girls up. That's bad.

 

[shootthebandit]

Invite a co-worker or acquaintance out to drinks. Invite three or four friends. One female, someone you trust, and maybe someone funny but ugly. Your friends will likely include your acquaintance in the conversation but she will likely be a bit out of place. Suggest going somewhere else when you notice her start to shy from the conversation. If she agrees you have a date. Take her somewhere nice, get to know her. Before you know it you'll be on the fifth date and your friends will have forgotten you blowing them off. The End

i take it you let your friends know in advance and get them to talk about people they know, and say in jokes etc

 

[stutheninja]

it seems like it would work but there are quite a few things that could go wrong... can't think of any off the top of my head but im sure there are a few
*leaves to go try this*

in all seriousness if you do try it, tell me what your sucess is.

i bet this will catch on soon and we'll all be doing it

i probably acually will cause i've got plenty of free time now that i dumped that whore i was goin out with before

 

[shootthebandit]

Yeah... there's no way that would work.
Besides, your friend would gain a reputation for standing girls up. That's bad.

your freind could use a fake name and avoid adding them on facebook

facebook can ruin any tactic, no matter how well planed

 

[PrimoThePro]

Roofies or chloroform and if worst comes to worst theres always old faithful [http://www.bushwhackerstradingpost.com/images/bk408_dj66.jpg]... I am a traditionalist.

Creepy and hilarious. I like your style.
Believe it or not, I have tried something similar. The basic concept of "mutual understanding" is an EXTEMELY powerful tool to "trick" (For lack of better term) the woman psyche. It seems they love it when a guy can relate to them.

 

[Da Chi]

Invite a co-worker or acquaintance out to drinks. Invite three or four friends. One female, someone you trust, and maybe someone funny but ugly. Your friends will likely include your acquaintance in the conversation but she will likely be a bit out of place. Suggest going somewhere else when you notice her start to shy from the conversation. If she agrees you have a date. Take her somewhere nice, get to know her. Before you know it you'll be on the fifth date and your friends will have forgotten you blowing them off. The End

i take it you let your friends know in advance and get them to talk about people they know, and say in jokes etc

No, that's a bit too underhanded. Let them know an hour or so in advance that you are bringing someone and thats it. Excluding the girl you are bringing is probably the rudest thing you can do and you can expect she won't want to come again. Talk lots, have fun, and see what happens

 

[shootthebandit]

Roofies or chloroform and if worst comes to worst theres always old faithful [http://www.bushwhackerstradingpost.com/images/bk408_dj66.jpg]... I am a traditionalist.

Creepy and hilarious. I like your style.
Believe it or not, I have tried something similar. The basic concept of "mutual understanding" is an EXTEMELY powerful tool to "trick" (For lack of better term) the woman psyche. It seems they love it when a guy can relate to them.

i love how you said "i love your style" then "ive tried something similar", bad phrasing

anyhoo i agree, i see what you mean about the mutual understanding is a good thing, the fake date creates a mutual understanding and also gets sympathy and empathy

 

[shootthebandit]

Invite a co-worker or acquaintance out to drinks. Invite three or four friends. One female, someone you trust, and maybe someone funny but ugly. Your friends will likely include your acquaintance in the conversation but she will likely be a bit out of place. Suggest going somewhere else when you notice her start to shy from the conversation. If she agrees you have a date. Take her somewhere nice, get to know her. Before you know it you'll be on the fifth date and your friends will have forgotten you blowing them off. The End

i take it you let your friends know in advance and get them to talk about people they know, and say in jokes etc

No, that's a bit too underhanded. Let them know an hour or so in advance that you are bringing someone and thats it. Excluding the girl you are bringing is probably the rudest thing you can do and you can expect she won't want to come again. Talk lots, have fun, and see what happens

nah make it look as if your friends are excluding her then go away with her on her own

no wait, thats a bad idea because then she'll hate your friends. bros before hoes rule is then broken

 

[Kpt._Rob]

To be honest, that seems downright sociopathic. The idea of manipulating people's lives and emotions, and deceiving them into a date seems disgusting to me. And I can not imagine how anyone would build a solid relationship on such a lie.

 

[Da Chi]

Invite a co-worker or acquaintance out to drinks. Invite three or four friends. One female, someone you trust, and maybe someone funny but ugly. Your friends will likely include your acquaintance in the conversation but she will likely be a bit out of place. Suggest going somewhere else when you notice her start to shy from the conversation. If she agrees you have a date. Take her somewhere nice, get to know her. Before you know it you'll be on the fifth date and your friends will have forgotten you blowing them off. The End

i take it you let your friends know in advance and get them to talk about people they know, and say in jokes etc

No, that's a bit too underhanded. Let them know an hour or so in advance that you are bringing someone and thats it. Excluding the girl you are bringing is probably the rudest thing you can do and you can expect she won't want to come again. Talk lots, have fun, and see what happens

nah make it look as if your friends are excluding her then go away with her on her own

no wait, thats a bad idea because then she'll hate your friends. bros before hoes rule is then broken

If your friends exclude her it's like YOU are excluding her. It's psychology of girls, if their friends dislike her, HE must dislike her. It's wierd I know but I've found myself telling several of my female friends how stupid they are being when she says "He's going to break up with me! I met his friends and they hate me!"
Which is usually caused by her being anti-social and not really fitting in with a group of dudes hence why you invite a girl. Preferably a girl who thinks you are a super awesome dude but doesn't want to get the freak on with you. Your friend talks to your date about how awesome you are when they powder their noses and you're in.

 

[burningdragoon]

To be honest, that seems downright sociopathic. The idea of manipulating people's lives and emotions, and deceiving them into a date seems disgusting to me. And I can not imagine how anyone would build a solid relationship on such a lie.

I'd have to agree with this. I think you should be able to think of some form of "tactical dating" that isn't a straight up lie, but I dunno.

 

[Da Chi]

To be honest, that seems downright sociopathic. The idea of manipulating people's lives and emotions, and deceiving them into a date seems disgusting to me. And I can not imagine how anyone would build a solid relationship on such a lie.

I'd have to agree with this. I think you should be able to think of some form of "tactical dating" that isn't a straight up lie, but I dunno.

I really feel like my solution is not a lie. There is no manipulation and it requires you to be honest with your intentions.