TACTICAL NUCLEAR PENGUIN

[Captain Blackout]

Screw that! I'm going down to the nearest shop what stops this with my frat bros and buying a crate of this stuff before it is banned

So you're saying you're going to willfully and intentionally ignore the maker's warnings about drinking responsibly and attempt to get yourself and your friends completely smashed on an alcoholic beverage that's far more dangerous than any other beer currently known to man... just because.

Sir, with all due respect, this is not something I would be bragging out.

It says it on every advert for alcohol and it still gets ignored, wait till they find out about moonshine .... damn it!

It's 100% pure alcohol, incase you didn't already know.

I doubt that. If I'm not mistaken, pure alcohol burns on contact with air. Everclear is around 98%, I suspect even the best moonshine has elements from the original ingredients in it.

 

[MortisLegio]

I had some Tatical Nuclear Penguins but they all exploded

OT: Ok, have fun (I guess)

 

[GloatingSwine]

All I can say is I watched a program on it a year or two ago that said it was 100% alcohol, if it's wrong then so be it.

100 Proof maybe. Not 100% ABV. There's a big difference.

 

[Lullabye]

I'll drink anything named after an explosive bird.

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

ALL CAPS ARE CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
OT: I LOST ALL INTEREST WHEN YOU SAID YOU AND YOUR "FRAT BROS". "FRAT BROS" RUIN MY THEATRE GOING EXPERIENCE WHEN THEY TALK DURING THE ENTIRE MOVIE.

You must be off the chain at a party...

Have you time-warped in from the 90s?

 

[UtopiaV1]

Trust Scotland. Wonder when we'll get that wonderful beverage in England? I'm sick of all this Carlsberg ¬_¬

 

[Scrythe]

I suddenly have a new self-destructive aim in life...

Down this bottle and live.

I bet it tastes like liquid Hel, too.

 

[gamefreakbsp]

I thought the title would lead me to an interesting thread. I was mistaken.

 

[A Pious Cultist]

And plus it has the most awesome name for a beer in existence.

I want to buy some purely becomes it is called tactical nuclear penguin.

 

[Spitfire175]

I gotta get me some of this.

 

[Thingo]

What the f...? Where did all these frat bros come from? Are we being invaded?!

OT: That's alot for beer... But it's still very little compared to the REALLY strong stuff out there. But it's got an original name... That's got to be worth something... Right?

 

[geldonyetich]

Sounded like a flash game to me.

Hurray for high proof beer. It's effectively legalized suicide.

 

[Danik93]

ALL CAPS ARE CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
OT: I LOST ALL INTEREST WHEN YOU SAID YOU AND YOUR "FRAT BROS". "FRAT BROS" RUIN MY THEATRE GOING EXPERIENCE WHEN THEY TALK DURING THE ENTIRE MOVIE.

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[WickedSkin]

Screw that! I'm going down to the nearest shop what stops this with my frat bros and buying a crate of this stuff before it is banned

So you're saying you're going to willfully and intentionally ignore the maker's warnings about drinking responsibly and attempt to get yourself and your friends completely smashed on an alcoholic beverage that's far more dangerous than any other beer currently known to man... just because.

Sir, with all due respect, this is not something I would be bragging out.

"Far more dangerous than any beer known to man?" That's like saying "this tree is far more dangerous than any other tree known to man!" Beer isn't strong enough to be properly dangerous, and even 32% beer is weak compared to spirits.

This sounds fun, but the big price tag is properly gash. It's almost a guarantee that this will taste fetid based on the fact its being marketed mainly on its strength. As such I'd only drink it to get drunk, and their are nicer and cheaper ways to do that.

If I recall correctly they measure the alcohol content the same way in beer as they do in spirits. Or a 32% beer would be stronger then a 32% spirit. You know the whole ABW/ABV deal. Just saying.

 

[Caligulove]

well, shit.

Now I have to buy some...

 

[Caliostro]

with my frat bros

Cool story, bro.


Seriously, getting drunk is cool! I've often find myself hoping for some psychoactive drug to make me loose control, do stupid shit, throw up, and wake up feeling like a 747 just crash landed on my head!

IT IS SO FUN!

 

[Orcus The Ultimate]

As my dad said: "n'importe quoi"

 

[gim73]

Yep, its not what you think.

Tactical Nuclear Penguin is the worlds strongest beer and has been released by Scottish brewers (Spelling?) to the public.

With each bottle containing 32% alcohol and costing £30 a bottle the creators released this warning on the bottle:

'This is an extremely strong beer; it should be enjoyed in small servings and with an air of aristocratic nonchalance'

Screw that! I'm going down to the nearest shop what stops this with my frat bros and buying a crate of this stuff before it is banned

Would any of you buy something like this? I know I would!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/north_east/8380412.stm

why is that amazing? Chinese rice wine is at a minimum of 52% alcohol, it can get to around 70%

they drink the stuff like crazy at parties and celebrations. Beer is for pussies.

Your statistics are a bit off. while chinese rice wine is stronger than most wines, it actually only has 18-25 percent alchohol content. Serving it hot actually helps it be absorbed into your bloodstream faster, which gets you drunk faster. It might be more effective at getting you drunk because of this fact, compared to normal spirits.

Now the proof system of grading alcohol would call this beer 64 proof. That's still a bit weak for most alcohol. Then again, even at 80 proof most people will do chasers and mix it.

 

[FallenRainbows]

Screw that! I'm going down to the nearest shop what stops this with my frat bros and buying a crate of this stuff before it is banned

So you're saying you're going to willfully and intentionally ignore the maker's warnings about drinking responsibly and attempt to get yourself and your friends completely smashed on an alcoholic beverage that's far more dangerous than any other beer currently known to man... just because.

Sir, with all due respect, this is not something I would be bragging out.

It says it on every advert for alcohol and it still gets ignored, wait till they find out about moonshine .... damn it!

It's 100% pure alcohol, incase you didn't already know.

That would straight kill you so no...

 

[Benarikun]

I'd get a bottle of this just because of the name. Best named beverage ever, apart from maybe Bishop's Finger