TACTICAL NUCLEAR PENGUIN

[omega 616]

Screw that! I'm going down to the nearest shop what stops this with my frat bros and buying a crate of this stuff before it is banned

So you're saying you're going to willfully and intentionally ignore the maker's warnings about drinking responsibly and attempt to get yourself and your friends completely smashed on an alcoholic beverage that's far more dangerous than any other beer currently known to man... just because.

Sir, with all due respect, this is not something I would be bragging out.

It says it on every advert for alcohol and it still gets ignored, wait till they find out about moonshine .... damn it!

It's 100% pure alcohol, incase you didn't already know.

That would straight kill you so no...

Thats probably the reason you don't take a shot or are you saying even the tiniest drop would put you in the ground?

 

[Smudge91]

There is no alcohol like that which can make you go blind haha. I love the name of the drink, but i won't buy it as its expenisve and whats the point of having something that makes you completely drunk after 2 sips haha

 

[shadowstriker86]

Awesome name, retarded price.

 

[The Rockerfly]

Someone try it and report back with a review plese

 

[GloatingSwine]

I'd get a bottle of this just because of the name. Best named beverage ever, apart from maybe Bishop's Finger

What about Waggle Dance?

 

[GloatingSwine]

Though if you want a strong beer that doesn't dissolve metal containers and cause the paint to peel over the mug, try Robinsons' Old Tom. It's a nice 8.5% strong ale, which actually tastes like proper beer, rather than engine degreaser, which is the usual problem of strong beer.

 

[RetiarySword]

ALL CAPS ARE CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
OT: I LOST ALL INTEREST WHEN YOU SAID YOU AND YOUR "FRAT BROS". "FRAT BROS" RUIN MY THEATRE GOING EXPERIENCE WHEN THEY TALK DURING THE ENTIRE MOVIE.

You must be off the chain at a party...

Have you time-warped in from the 90s?

Yep, all about my generation

 

[Private Custard]

A lot of people are knocking it for being 'only' 32%. Some of the Trappist ales I drink are only 6.6%, my favourite, Duvel, is 8.5%, but the way it hits is amazing. You know you've had a session. Even in my heavy drinking days, 6 bottles was enough to get the job well and truly done! Beer kicks differently to spirits.

32% for an ale is truly huge, and if I could stomach the price, I'd go for it. Quite how they came up with the price of £30 a bottle is beyond me, maybe they just pulled it out of a hat!

 

[Distorted Stu]

I seen bottle of this stuff in Tesco. I may buy a bottle tomorrow, be somethign nice to start the xmas parties!

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Wow, a full 32%?

That's almost impressive. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol_by_volume] Seriously, that's about the minimum for vodka.

I know! Isn't Absinthe way stronger?

 

[FallenRainbows]

Screw that! I'm going down to the nearest shop what stops this with my frat bros and buying a crate of this stuff before it is banned

So you're saying you're going to willfully and intentionally ignore the maker's warnings about drinking responsibly and attempt to get yourself and your friends completely smashed on an alcoholic beverage that's far more dangerous than any other beer currently known to man... just because.

Sir, with all due respect, this is not something I would be bragging out.

It says it on every advert for alcohol and it still gets ignored, wait till they find out about moonshine .... damn it!

It's 100% pure alcohol, incase you didn't already know.

That would straight kill you so no...

Thats probably the reason you don't take a shot or are you saying even the tiniest drop would put you in the ground?

A drop or two wouldn't do you any good. A shot glass would a probably kill you.

 

[omega 616]

A drop or two wouldn't do you any good. A shot glass would a probably kill you.

Maybe it's the new petrol

 

[FallenRainbows]

A drop or two wouldn't do you any good. A shot glass would a probably kill you.

Maybe it's the new petrol

Well in Brazil it is used as petrol thanks to it's carbon neutral properties. Though of course this detracts from food supply. Few kinks to work out.

 

[omega 616]

A drop or two wouldn't do you any good. A shot glass would a probably kill you.

Maybe it's the new petrol.

Well in Brazil it is used as petrol thanks to it's carbon neutral properties. Though of course this detracts from food supply. Few kinks to work out.

If you want to save the planet kill termites and cows, methane is 3 times worse than co2. plus the co2 content of the entire plant is about 0.003% so I don't think were in to much danger of it going wrong. Thats a different story though.

Your going to die anyway, might aswell do it from 100% alcohol ... if you like drinking alcohol that is.

 

[historybuff]

Trust Scotland to pull that off. Haha, I love those guys.

 

[Good morning blues]

I'd buy a 33% beer, but definitely not for $60-70 Canadian.

 

[Snork Maiden]

Screw that! I'm going down to the nearest shop what stops this with my frat bros and buying a crate of this stuff before it is banned

So you're saying you're going to willfully and intentionally ignore the maker's warnings about drinking responsibly and attempt to get yourself and your friends completely smashed on an alcoholic beverage that's far more dangerous than any other beer currently known to man... just because.

Sir, with all due respect, this is not something I would be bragging out.

"Far more dangerous than any beer known to man?" That's like saying "this tree is far more dangerous than any other tree known to man!" Beer isn't strong enough to be properly dangerous, and even 32% beer is weak compared to spirits.

This sounds fun, but the big price tag is properly gash. It's almost a guarantee that this will taste fetid based on the fact its being marketed mainly on its strength. As such I'd only drink it to get drunk, and their are nicer and cheaper ways to do that.

If I recall correctly they measure the alcohol content the same way in beer as they do in spirits. Or a 32% beer would be stronger then a 32% spirit. You know the whole ABW/ABV deal. Just saying.

Actually I meant a 32% beer would be weaker than mainstream spirits (like vodka, run, gin et al) which are pretty much all 40% as standard, cheaper, and probably nicer to boot.

 

[Chronarch]

Hmm, this wasn't quite what I expected it would be. I thought I would be throwing tactical nuclear penguins at people, oh well. On topic though, alchohol really isn't my forte but I can admit that this stuff has a cool name.

 

[Shadowfaze]

It sounds great! now, how much is a plane ticket to scotland?

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

I thought this was about Disgaea...