Team Fortress 2's Conversion Rate Is Huge And Confusing

[lockgar]

Why do 30% of F2P players buy things? BECAUSE THE GAME IS AWESOME!!!

The game is so viral, every time I see a TF2 related picture I get the urge to play that day. I also remember to wear my proof of purchase hat at all times. Doesn't matter how nice those other hats are, that hat has E-penis all over it. Sticky, stiff, enlarged e-penis to help erect my dispensers.

 

[jawakiller]

I like the F2P players. They make good cannon fodder.

Also, I can tell all my cheap friends to get the game and they can't say no. Saying no to a free game that awesome is like refusing to accept a blow job from a chocolate covered Megan Fox... Saying no means you're like super gay or something.

 

[AetherWolf]

I quite like F2P players.
They make such beautiful targets.

Oh lawdy, do they ever.