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Zenode

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You were killed by a grenade
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Watch out for the grenade danger indicator


Pretty darn obvious after the 80 gajillionth time >.>
 

Sixties Spidey

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The worst is when it tells you to shoot.

"PRESS RIGHT TRIGGER TO SHOOT!"

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo! I thought you hold the right and left bumpers and hump the controller!
 

Admiral Stukov

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"You have failed to achieve victory."
Starcraft has the classiest way to tell you that you lost xD
 

VanityGirl

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Resi 5, the Jill valetine fight. Well, I capped her ass with a S&W 500 and then I saw the "You lose" sign, after which it said "Do not kill your teammates"
I was sitting there like.. "no shit"
 

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scnj said:
On loading screens when it says 'press right trigger to fire' like 5 hours into the game.
Or those cocky loading screens in COD, that deem it necessary to tell you about the dangers of grenades....right after one kills you.
 

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My absolute favourites are when the game tells you 'Press X to attack' roughly 10 minutes into it and you've already killed several waves of enemies.
 

Mr Companion

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When prototype feels adamant that even after I have completed the game it should occasionally pause the game to provide a useful tip like "W KEY TO MOVE" Well thanks dear I may have sussed that one out by now.

In half life 2 just before the final battle when breen escapes through the elevator just after dropping the blue gravity gun. Alex says "don't forget the gravity gun Gorden!" No shit sherlock, you know I was just that close to leaving it right here and try to punch my foes to death in the final battle. It is a damn good thing you are here.
 

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Hate it when BF2142 screws up and starts doing the tutorial when you're a two time Brig. Gen and the character you're now using is 1500ish points away from Brig. Gen. 'Walk upto the ladder to climb' - I know. 'Click the left mouse button to fire' - I KNOW. 'Push 'E' to enter..' SHUT THE HELL UP!
 

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scnj said:
On loading screens when it says 'press right trigger to fire' like 5 hours into the game.
This, and any game that maps out the controls at every loading screen.
 

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IdealistCommi said:
[HEADING=2]YOU WERE KILLED BY A GRENADE. WATCH OUT FOR THE GRENADE ENDICATOR![/HEADING]

I want to punch to TV whenever that comes up.
AMEN BROTHER! AMEN!

(f.y.i. it's spelled "Indicator")
 

ssgt splatter

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IdealistCommi said:
Instant K4rma said:
Fat Man Spoon said:
IdealistCommi said:
[HEADING=2]YOU WERE KILLED BY A GRENADE. WATCH OUT FOR THE GRENADE ENDICATOR![/HEADING]

I want to punch to TV whenever that comes up.
The worst ones with that is when the indicator doesn't appear.
Yea, and it still tells you like YOUR the idiot? Haha, that game pisses me off with that all the time.
Don't even get me started on when ever you get killed by a exploding car. Cars on fire may explode. NO SHIT!
AMEN TO THAT AS WELL!
 

ssgt splatter

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Osloq said:
QuirkyTambourine said:
Fat Man Spoon said:
IdealistCommi said:
Don't even get me started on when ever you get killed by a exploding car. Cars on fire may explode. NO SHIT!
Ever had the two combined? Grenade pops over, you avoid it and the car blows up.
I've been killed by a grenade exploding through a hole in the wall, which blew up a claymore, which blew up a red barrel, which blew up a car and the car killed me and it said watch out for the grenade indicator. In all fairness I wasn't that angry because the sequence of events boggled my mind.
Wow, really? That is some seriously bad luck.
 

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God of War 2. The giant statue thing throws Kratos after tearing it's arm from the windmill thing. Kratos falls through a roof, and the game takes a minute to show Kratos looking around, then zooms in on a door that is obviously the exit, since there is no where else to go. That one scene always bothers me when I play the game
 

ssgt splatter

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stukov961 said:
"You have failed to achieve victory."
Starcraft has the classiest way to tell you that you lost xD
That's true, it does. At least you feel sophisticated after you lost.
 

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ssgt splatter said:
Osloq said:
QuirkyTambourine said:
Fat Man Spoon said:
IdealistCommi said:
Don't even get me started on when ever you get killed by a exploding car. Cars on fire may explode. NO SHIT!
Ever had the two combined? Grenade pops over, you avoid it and the car blows up.
I've been killed by a grenade exploding through a hole in the wall, which blew up a claymore, which blew up a red barrel, which blew up a car and the car killed me and it said watch out for the grenade indicator. In all fairness I wasn't that angry because the sequence of events boggled my mind.
Wow, really? That is some seriously bad luck.
Yeah it was pretty crazy. It happened in a Search and Destroy game as well so the odds of it happening were even lower than in a team death match or something with 5 grenades a second. C'est la Guerre.
 

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Left 4 Dead

A Boomer has exploded on you

Well no shit shirlock, I could've guessed that myself as I can't see where I'm going... :mad: