The awesomest, most over the top, coolest way to die!

[JonasBrothersSuck]

The best suicide evarr.
Preparation: Bomb belt, gasoline, lighter or match.
First, climb to the top of a reasonably tall building with lots of people at the base with the bomb belt attache. Then, douse yourself in gasoline. This should attract the attention of a good number of onlookers, the media, and, hopefully, several small children (always bonus points if you traumatize a child) Then, you guessed it, light yourself on fire. Now, jump off the building. Once you're about halfway down, set off the bomb belt, showering the crowd in flaming giblets. Complete this, and you will be an hero.

Or what DJlordDestruction said.

 

[quack35]

As I've said before: Taking everyone with me.

Who exactly is "everyone"?

 

[iubdude]

naked girl avalaunch

 

[shadowstriker86]

The way Vegita does his suicide explosion in Budokai 3, blowing yourself up and 1/3 of the planet

 

[wwjdftw]

Floating in space in an escape pod, you see earth in front of you. You see your oxygen is low, and will run out in several minutes. You have in your hand a button, if pressed, it will detonate every nuclear device on earth. You gaze at earth for the last time. You press the button. As you begin to suffocate and lose consciousness, you see a massive, blinding light where earth once was.

That is how to die.

Sign me up!

me aswell, me aswell.


i woould jump off the empire state building onto a recently lauched icbm and i would ride it back to the base it was lauched to to i would jump off and the explosion would launch me up to heaven (without dying) then i would walk up to god and say " hey god whats up?" then i would just jack him in the face. after being sent back to earth in a hurtuling fireball of being punched by god i would land on miley sirus killing her instantly i would somehow survive and go make love to jessica alba al night long only to have a heart attack








WAIT!!
only to be revived and hijack the space shuttle that algore was planning to launch, i fly it up but hten i am attacked by the faries i eject from the ship and fly twoards earth in my escape pod. i then run out of feul and float in space only to realise im running out of oxyegn with my dying breath i press the button and detonate an antimatter bomb which destroys the milkyway all the time curssing "AAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!"

(algore)

 

[Deef]

Jumping out of a Space Shuttle that just finished atmospheric re-entry onto an ICBM targeting the most important city in the world, then hacking it's internal systems and taking full control of it, then riding my new ICBM through a dogfight between a squadron of X-Wings, Tie Fighters, Gundams, the Dai-Gurren Brigade, Space Ninja Starfighters, and Space Pirate Starfighters, when a Space Ninja and a Space Pirate jump out of their cockpits and start dueling on the nose of my ICBM, then I fly the ICBM into the center of a massive alien space ship that just teleported into the Earth's atmosphere with the intention of strip-mining Earth and leaving the human race to die while 'Row Row Fight the Power' plays in the backround, dying in a glorious blaze of epic proportions along with a Space Ninja and a Space Pirate.

Then the Earth dies anyway because of a certain massive nuclear explosion in the atmosphere that destroyed the ozone layer.

Did I mention that I'm wearing a Colonal Sanders costume and a cowboy hat while performing a badass guitar solo the whole time?

AWESOME! AWESOME! AWESOME! AWESOME! AWESOME!

 

[Nouw]

Die fighting (any Sci-Fi creature that has no ranged weaponary I would want to fight) Hormagaunts from 40K or bugs from starship troopers or aliens from the alien movies.
Scene
Overwhelming horde of (gaunts or bugs or aliens) crawl? to my squad. Everyone except 3 run away like cowards. I mutter "cowards die in shame" they do because the automatic door crushes them. It opens up again covered in blood. This other guy gets eaten or killed by the(gaunts or bugs or aliens) the other guy says "Quick lets go!" I say "No you'll never make it. Go without me" "What?" I push person away into the automatic door due to the 7 bodies remains the door has to close slowly. I shoot into the swarm. The other dude watches in horror, a (40K Warrior with only melee weapons, a rhino bug or a bigger looking alien) approaches slowly I use an OP grenade that wipes out most of the threat the(whateve it is)comes closer and prepres for the fatal blow. A near-dead corpse of the other blood thirsty (gaunt or bug or alien) stabs me in the leg I drop my gun and it slides away. I have a suicide gun called the (Do-not-use or BFP big friendly psycopath or the Suicide Plasma Cannon) The (whatever it is) stabs me in the stomach originaly aimed for my heart but I turned so it missed.
The door has almost closed. I push the end of the gun into the creatures body and say.
"Thou Shalt Kill". I pull the trigger then the door closes. The door opens after the explosion.

Ahhh a truly awesome death.

 

[traceur_]

Opening pandora's box, I've always wondered what's in that thing.

or something involving coffee and a barrage of missiles:

[insert cool set up involving parkour, blades and handguns here] standing in the desert I watched them approach and took a sip of coffee as the missiles landed around me.

or snu-snu.

 

[Adlerboy]

Eating a live grenade with a 10 minute fuse, then going and standing next to the lead singer of Trivium.

 

[Cleverpun]

I was gonna say "Being run over by a gasoline truck driven by the Incredible Hulk" but I see someone beat me to the Futurama references.

 

[Just_Mike]

getting run over by the Incredible Hulk driving a Semi Truck while in a high speed pursiut

 

[Gamine]

Dying alone is no fun, try to take them in the hundreds, thousands or millions(lookup Samson)

 

[SeleneRose]

Awesome heroic montage.
Or death by snoosnoo

 

[timmytom1]

Straddling a Nuclear Missile as it falls toward the earth, playing Stairway to Heaven the whole way down, and landing on Miley Cyrus's face.

I think that`s how we all want to go by doing our planet a favor as we go

 

[konkwastaken]

Crapping your pants so hard you prolapse, collapse your colon inward upon itself, ripping open a blackhole and ending the world.

What could you possibly have eaten to do that?

Egg Salade Sadwich from a space truck stop (5 points and a cookie who gets what the truck stop thing is from)

Futurama?

 

[3LANCER]

Spaceballs?

 

[NotAPie]

Getting eaten by Heavy Weapons Guy and hes like "NOMNOMNOM..." but then he chokes on me (You Hush Your Mouth) And spits me out only to get eaten by a flameing,Guitar playing,Pink Dinosour, then he eats me and burps then dies of the poisen that is I.
Rawr.

 

[traceur_]

naked girl avalaunch

WIN