The awesomest, most over the top, coolest way to die!

[iubdude]

that is an awsome answer. i'm gonna say that sometime

 

[Socken]

Falling into a black hole while playing the most awesome guitar solo ever done, causing the black hole to collapse and take the whole universe (or multiverse, w/e) with it.

 

[kandza]

Ride a train full of nitroglicerine into my biggest enemy who is standing by a really hard wall.

 

[supermaster1337]

Get your ass kicked by Chuck Norris. lol

 

[Spektre41]

Riding a sunglasses clad nuclear bomb into Osama Bin Laden's Doom Fortress (In my fantasies Osama Bin Laden has a Doom Fortress) while playing Highway to Hell on a Guitar.

 

[Phase_9]

I'm gonna go with accidentally collapsing the universe by trying to get a supercomputer with Advanced AI to divide by zero while calculating pi and using quantum physics to find and prove the existence of a fourth dimension.

 

[JannixPizzalordofdoom]

After defeating Global warming with nothing but my lightsaber I travel to the core of the planet and kills Ragnaros with my old toothbrush and freeing his prisoners which consists of Dragonforce, Hammerfall and Manowar which I afterwards riders into battle with agains the 300 Spartans and kick there ass. Needless to say Global warming has resurrected and returned to take it's revenge, freezing me into a solid block of ice in an epic prone where I in one hand holds a sword and in the other one the head of Dr. Manhatten to forever remind the world that every action has it's consequences.

The lengends says that one day when the world is pretty fucked I will return and save it.

... Or somthing like that.

 

[Sebdeas]

Intest You Intest Me

Difficulty level: 4

Sometimes you want to do something violent and bloody but you just don't have the wherewithal to assemble a cache of assault weapons. This method is simple and convenient for those on limited budgets.

1. Make a small incision in your stomach.
2. Pull out your intestines.
3. Hang yourself with the intestines.
4. A cryptic note about aliens might be a nice touch.


from: http://a1b2c3.com/suilodge/metfun1.htm

 

[Zorg Machine]

punching forwards so hard so that the air force goes around the planet and blows my head off.
or just being body tackled by the moon.

 

[randompasserby]

have all of your blood replaced with nitric acid

 

[Jazoni89]

having a heart attack while been given oral sex. thats the way i want to go out.

 

[Twilight_guy]

Have the hand of god personally smite you, seriously i am an atheist but that would be awesome.

I'm Catholic. Having God come down and personally smite you (or just turn you into a pillar of salt) would be pure frozen awesome on a stick.

 

[blackcherry]

Enlighten us on what you think would be the amazingest looking death imaginable, like 10 billion dollar special effects budget amazing.

Mine is:
I'm jumping out of a plane, because I'm skydiving, when I pull the cord I don't get a parachute, instead I get a live crockodile. I wrestle this crockodile in mid-air while I fall into an active volcano, which is sinking into the ground. At the center of the volcano right below me is a giant bloodthirsty bear and it grabs me and the crockodile and mashes us into pulp, which it roasts in the lava and eats.

I think the film 'Crank' pretty much covered that. The whole film is his death.

 

[Triple AD]

Crapping your pants so hard you prolapse, collapse your colon inward upon itself, ripping open a blackhole and ending the world.

What could you possibly have eaten to do that?

Egg Salade Sadwich from a space truck stop (5 points and a cookie who gets what the truck stop thing is from)

Is it from futurama

Mine is me playing on a computor then it attacking me then I get an alligator. The dam breaks and I surf on the 'gator but then a giant bear grabs my alligator and I kick it in the face. After that I go to bed then I wake up and Gordon Freeman kills me with his crowbar

or...

Me getting a fatal case of heartburn from heartburn tablets

or...

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[L33tsauce_Marty]

Getting Bloodrocuted. Or just any death in Metalocalypse.

 

[VTSK]

Meditate your entire life, then explode with all the phsycic energy you've aquired, destroying the barriers between Earth, Heaven, and Hell.

 

[Deef]

that is an awsome answer. i'm gonna say that sometime

Always happy to be a quotable awesome to help with your social life. SMEYELEE FAEC