The Battlefield Game

[TheSentinel]

I unleash my pigeon guided missiles on the open battlefield from a bunker thousands of miles away.

 

[Fniff]

Fniff's chaos forces arrive, and have many, many, many daemons.

 

[oppp7]

*The dark wizard starts summoning an army of wild beasts, many of which have never been seen before*

 

[orangebandguy]

I join Fniff's charge in my Chaos Terminator armour. Blood for the Blood God!

 

[oppp7]

*The dark wizard starts summoning a huge storm*

 

[Penguins4Freedom]

Fools! You think us penguins so easily destroyed!

*squarks: LOCK AND LOAD BOYS!*

*BRING ME THEIR SKULLS ON A PLATTER!*

 

[oppp7]

*The dark wizard finishes summoning a huge storm and yells somethingat Penguins, but it is indistinguishable over the storm*

 

[orangebandguy]

Chaos Raptors shriek across the sky with their jetpacks, plucking penguins from mid air.

 

[Penguins4Freedom]

They're plucking us from the sky. How naieve of them... to think we can't do also!!!

*Fly into the storm and slaughter the humans!*

 

[orangebandguy]

An aspiring champion is lifted off his feet by warp energy. He is suspended like a ragdoll in midair and the battle stands still for a moment as his body thrashes against the new changes he's undergoing. Wings and talons, and a beaked head rip themselves free of the champion's flesh.

The Lord of Change has ascended.

 

[Fniff]

Fniff jumps on a roof and says

"Wait, what the hell are we fighting about? I am getting out of here, this is too much like 40k to me." Fniff then goes and makes a game about the battle.

 

[orangebandguy]

Realises he's been playing too much Dawn of War recently.*

An army of hippies is protesting about violence and war man. We can't let these commie sons of bitches stand!

 

[oppp7]

*The beasts tear through the Chaos army after their leader leaves*

 

[ultimateownage]

Shit, my space ship's hit! Well if I'm going down I'm taking you bastards with me! *Crashes space ship into the space marines*
Woo! I survived! *manages to survive relatively unscathed and detonates the on board nukes from a safe distance away.*
Take that fniff you bastard! Don't think you survived either you bloody penguins!
*sends a warhead into the penguin army and climbs onto DINO-MIGHT*

 

[oppp7]

Dark wizard: your nukes won't work here anymore. I cast a spell against them earlier.
*The storm rages and starts killing most of the Chaos army*

 

[SnakeF]

*I rise from the rubble in my new custom built Mecha with built in Gravity gun*
Woo yeah bitches!
*uses gravity gun to punt penguins at the chaos Army*
Fear the Flying Penguins!

 

[ultimateownage]

You mean my anti-spell nukes? Hahahahahaha *continues to detonate nukes* If only oppp7 was here to help out. *fires more invinci-nukes at the oncoming armies*

 

[oppp7]

*The wizard casts a spell to contain the nuke blasts*
Dark Wizard: You only made that for the outer casing!

 

[SnakeF]

*uses power fist on the mecha to crush his puny enemies*
Nothing beats mecha!
*fires rockets at oncomming hordes of penguins*

 

[oppp7]

*A tornado breaks out over the Chaos army, throwing them all over the place or smashing them with rubble*