all those movies look like syfy channel fodder, seriously mute the audio and watch them again, doesnt it look like a bunch of movies you'd take 5 seconds to figure out that look like garbage?
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Is it just me, or does warm bodies seem like something ripped from the fallout series. humans hate all ghouls, even though non-feral ghouls are sentient and like normal people.
I'm sorry that girl actually said in that trailer "This is the future" REALLY? That's bad screen writing 101, no one says "we're living in the future" because to them its the FUCKING PRESENT! GOD DAMMNIT! Thats even worse, in fact a million times worse, than that one part in the new (shitty) Total Recall when that woman is injecting him with the needle and she says "Its still the best way to get chemicals into the human body." Yes he probably knows that already you dumbass exposition spouting fool.
That comedy with the lad from Skins looks funny though, it was probably the song.
As for the mortal instruments... f-FUCK! Thats pretty edgy what they're trying to do, and I'm more than okay with it. Well there are two things technically.
Capcha: bizarro jerry. Yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Capcha that's the crazy phrases I love you for
That comedy with the lad from Skins looks funny though, it was probably the song.
As for the mortal instruments... f-FUCK! Thats pretty edgy what they're trying to do, and I'm more than okay with it. Well there are two things technically.
I looked it up because I expected it to suck but the twist is actually alright. Two men one woman love triangle excpet one is gay and the other two are actually siblings but they don't know it. The incest one is pretty edgy but I'd like to see since it could be an interesting story, and the gay thing, well how many gay characters can you think of in movies who don't suck or are offensive honestly. Hollywood, lets be honest, are terrified of having a gay main character in a possible bug hit, maybe even as terrified as the incest thing.
Capcha: bizarro jerry. Yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Capcha that's the crazy phrases I love you for
Well the sentient zombies in Warm Bodies look way prettier than the sentient ghouls from Fallout.sextus the crazy said:
Also, they should make a Homestuck movie franchise, it would be like 20 movies long. It's also popular with teens and doesn't have
unlike The Mortal Instruments.
This must be the webcomic you're looking for: http://hijinksensue.com/2008/11/12/30-days-of-twilight/Steve the Pocket said:
I'm starting to wonder if the movie industry is going to follow the same formula for tween-lit horror/romance from the Simpsons episode "The Book Job", what with how Bob described these upcoming movies. Side note: WTF was happening in the spinning dining room with the gawd-awfulvfake Southern accents? And ZOMBIE romance? Really? That better just point out how dumb this whole "undead romance" THING is as a whole.
And now, after reading some other comments on this thread, why did Bob leave off Hunger Games, besides not liking the 1st movie? Both it & the Twilight series have female lead characters with funny names & little personality, contrived love triangles, and psychotically obsessed fanbases of teenage girls.
I am also surprised, and was kind of expecting it as an obvious one. If anything, it looks like THE one example of trying to follow Twilight's trail and being successful.Falterfire said:
And I wouldn't be surprised if they stretch it out for some years. Without spoiling much, let me say that the 3rd book could be adapted into two movies, while the 2nd one barely being worth one.
I'm a little bit sad that everything that Hollywood's turning into movies almost sounds like plots for short stories I was writing in Junior High when I should have been studying.
Short of that, I'm apprehensive for Warm Bodies. I kind of wish the Funny or Die sketch about When Harry Met Sally 2 was more real then a love story with zombies.
Although, here I am complaining about a love story with Zombies when Shaun of the Dead did it first and did it best, so who knows? Maybe I'm a grumpy old man already.
Short of that, I'm apprehensive for Warm Bodies. I kind of wish the Funny or Die sketch about When Harry Met Sally 2 was more real then a love story with zombies.
Although, here I am complaining about a love story with Zombies when Shaun of the Dead did it first and did it best, so who knows? Maybe I'm a grumpy old man already.
The only thing Twilight related I would watch is a Spin-off revolving around the Volturi.
Im totally serious! I would love to see a movie staring Micheal Sheen just mincing to the camera. It'd be fucking awesome.
Im totally serious! I would love to see a movie staring Micheal Sheen just mincing to the camera. It'd be fucking awesome.
Of course they are going to make a 50 Shades of Grey Quadrology (they will split the third book in two), they will do anything to prevent development hell, since it will bring stupid amounts of money to the studios, so getting it out as fast as possible is the best option, and they will hire the prettiest underwear models as actors, kind of like transformers. Welcome to hell.Antonio Torrente said:
My 22 year old brother Straight A brother and his girlfriend also likes the Hunger Games, guess Straight A people don't have a lot of time to develop good taste.
Well maybe because the first movie of the Quadrology is out (They are going to make it a quadrology since Harry Potter and Twilight did it) it's not what's on the horizon as the video said, rather it's what's popular right now. They are going to strech it until 2015 at the least.hermes200 said:
I might actually like to see that one... maybe. Although that Mortal Instruments did actually look interesting. ...except for the love triangle part.Caramel Frappe said:
It looks stupid in that really corny/cheesy kind of hilarious way.canadamus_prime said:
Like they're going for that it seems, which can either go wildly right or horribly wrong.
Yo Dawg. I've heard you like a plot twist. So let me put a plot twist in your plot twist so you can twist the plot while twisting the plot.rayen020 said:
Searching about the twist on MI:CoB I came across this quote:
"As readers of the series, we know how the story plays out. We know that they aren?t brother and sister. (http://tmisource.com/2011/05/17/lily-collins-talks-about-clary-and-jaces-controversial-relationship/)"
Dunno if it's true though...
"As readers of the series, we know how the story plays out. We know that they aren?t brother and sister. (http://tmisource.com/2011/05/17/lily-collins-talks-about-clary-and-jaces-controversial-relationship/)"
Dunno if it's true though...
I'm thinking horribly wrong, esp considering certain other inevitable scenes... *shiver*Frostbite3789 said:
Yeah kind of sad. Wonder if it's a good thing or a bad thing that Hollywood doesn't or can't try to cash in other fandoms. Twilight is horrible, but on the other hand comic book movies are getting to be quite good. Personally my preferred medium is fantasy, which outside of Lord of the Rings and Game of Thrones (the HBO treatment here is awesome!) it's mostly overlooked.Trishbot said:
These books tend to be much bigger than their teen fiction counterparts, so it's probably better to go the HBO method rather than the movie method, which unfortunately loses a lot of budget. If it did get picked up more though one that would probably work well for movies is the Brandon Sanderson's Mistborn Trilogy.
