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Trishbot

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Just remember, people... Breaking Dawn part 2 opened to $141 million.... while Dredd opened to around $6 million.

You have no one to blame but yourselves.
 

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canadamus_prime said:
DVS BSTrD said:
If at first you do succeed
Twi, Twi, Twi again.
Yep that's Hollywood for you.

Incidentally, that Warm Bodies looks incredibly stupid, at least based on the scene where the zombie "falls" for the girl. Oh god... *facepalm*
It looks stupid in that really corny/cheesy kind of hilarious way.

Like they're going for that it seems, which can either go wildly right or horribly wrong.
 

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rayen020 said:
Kumagawa Misogi said:
MetalMagpie said:
MichaelMaverick said:
PsychedelicDiamond said:
Can someone tell me what Bob didn't want to spoil about Mortal Instruments?
Seconded. Too lazy to look it up, the series looks like a decent clusterfuck.
Here's the very short version:
The main character is a (seemingly) ordinary teenage girl who falls for a magical demon-hunting guy. Turns out he likes her too and they have a bit of a smooch. At the end they discover that they're actually brother and sister. Ouch.

Half brother and sister from the father's side so at least there won't be any problems if they have kids (that only applies if they had the same mother or there mothers were siblings).
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Actually they are full brother and sister. Same mother, same father. Father took off with the boy after faking both their deaths, mother took off with the girl to get away from the world that took everything from her.
Yo Dawg. I've heard you like a plot twist. So let me put a plot twist in your plot twist so you can twist the plot while twisting the plot.

Searching about the twist on MI:CoB I came across this quote:

"As readers of the series, we know how the story plays out. We know that they aren?t brother and sister. (http://tmisource.com/2011/05/17/lily-collins-talks-about-clary-and-jaces-controversial-relationship/)"

Dunno if it's true though...
 

Canadamus Prime

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Frostbite3789 said:
canadamus_prime said:
DVS BSTrD said:
If at first you do succeed
Twi, Twi, Twi again.
Yep that's Hollywood for you.

Incidentally, that Warm Bodies looks incredibly stupid, at least based on the scene where the zombie "falls" for the girl. Oh god... *facepalm*
It looks stupid in that really corny/cheesy kind of hilarious way.

Like they're going for that it seems, which can either go wildly right or horribly wrong.
I'm thinking horribly wrong, esp considering certain other inevitable scenes... *shiver*
 

RandV80

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Trishbot said:
Just remember, people... Breaking Dawn part 2 opened to $141 million.... while Dredd opened to around $6 million.

You have no one to blame but yourselves.
Yeah kind of sad. Wonder if it's a good thing or a bad thing that Hollywood doesn't or can't try to cash in other fandoms. Twilight is horrible, but on the other hand comic book movies are getting to be quite good. Personally my preferred medium is fantasy, which outside of Lord of the Rings and Game of Thrones (the HBO treatment here is awesome!) it's mostly overlooked.

These books tend to be much bigger than their teen fiction counterparts, so it's probably better to go the HBO method rather than the movie method, which unfortunately loses a lot of budget. If it did get picked up more though one that would probably work well for movies is the Brandon Sanderson's Mistborn Trilogy.
 

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JoaoJatoba said:
rayen020 said:
Kumagawa Misogi said:
MetalMagpie said:
MichaelMaverick said:
PsychedelicDiamond said:
Can someone tell me what Bob didn't want to spoil about Mortal Instruments?
Seconded. Too lazy to look it up, the series looks like a decent clusterfuck.
Here's the very short version:
The main character is a (seemingly) ordinary teenage girl who falls for a magical demon-hunting guy. Turns out he likes her too and they have a bit of a smooch. At the end they discover that they're actually brother and sister. Ouch.

Half brother and sister from the father's side so at least there won't be any problems if they have kids (that only applies if they had the same mother or there mothers were siblings).
'
Actually they are full brother and sister. Same mother, same father. Father took off with the boy after faking both their deaths, mother took off with the girl to get away from the world that took everything from her.
Yo Dawg. I've heard you like a plot twist. So let me put a plot twist in your plot twist so you can twist the plot while twisting the plot.

Searching about the twist on MI:CoB I came across this quote:

"As readers of the series, we know how the story plays out. We know that they aren?t brother and sister. (http://tmisource.com/2011/05/17/lily-collins-talks-about-clary-and-jaces-controversial-relationship/)"

Dunno if it's true though...
they are not ________ and ______, by blood, father adopted him do to guilt over his experiments, however she does have a ________ by birth. All this happens in the 3rd book.
 

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On the Mortal Instruments twist

**SPOILERS***

Worked for Star Wars

***END SPOILERS***

Honestly, one of my favorite gothic horror novels - Dhampire, by Scott Baker, had a very similar twist - and then went on for another 100 pages, sex included. Still somehow worked for me, as at that point it went to fucked up world.
 

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I can't believe someone chose a zombie of all monsters to put in a romantic movie. Vampires have superpowers. Zombies can, um... shuffle, and survive dismemberment. I bet the ladies love guys who can do that.
 

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When you mentioned that scifi movie, I was so sure you were going to say the parasite fell in love with its host. That could actually be kind of interesting. Its forcing its host to do all these auto-erotic things and forcing the host to love it while trying to cope with the fact that it is overriding the hosts will and is as such not treating its lover with love.

What it actually is does not sound interesting to me at all though.
 

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All is forgiven, all I ask now is an ancient Egyptian deity romance flick. Like... Not-Bella and Anubis hooking up to preserve cosmic balance against Lovecraftian horrors.

Bloody hell, suppose if you want anything done properly, you'll have to do it yourself...
 

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Kristin Stewart should play a zombie in one of these movies. Imagine the money they'd save on make-up
 

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FelixG said:
Absolutionis said:
I'm surprised that The Hunger Games wasn't mentioned. It's yet another blandly written love-triangle book series with an inexplicably "special" female lead based on a mythos mostly ripped from other sources. I guess the only thing it's lacking is monsters.
It had the tracker-jack uber bees and those wolf...things at the end I suppose?

I too am surprised that it didnt get a mention here
Not to speak for Bob, but I'm guessing he left that off because the first Hunger Games movie was already released, whereas the stuff he covered is upcoming.
 

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Did that zombie romance film remind anyone else of Fallout?

With the sentient and feral ghouls it just seems obvious.
 

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DVS BSTrD said:
If at first you do succeed
Twi, Twi, Twi again.
*slow clap* I should not be laughing at this. You should not be encouraged.

Absolutionis said:
I'm surprised that The Hunger Games wasn't mentioned. It's yet another blandly written love-triangle book series with an inexplicably "special" female lead based on a mythos mostly ripped from other sources. I guess the only thing it's lacking is monsters.
If it weren't for his inclusion of The Host I would suspect Bob gave it a bye because it wasn't a supernatural romance. I would like to think he didn't include it because its better quality, though he pretty much panned the movie. I found Hunger Games to be very well written (as best I can judge given that I'm neither in the target age nor gender demographics), though IMHO the first book was stronger than its sequels.

Abandon4093 said:
They're called Nephilim.

If you're going to used established races, don't make up random names for them to make them sound cooler. The sons/daughters of man and angel are called the Nephilim. No shadow-sausages, or whatever two words you crammed together to make them sound cool.

Nephilim. Say it with me now, Nephilim.
Easy there, hoss. People make up new names all the time and with good reason - maybe this author didn't want to use a word freighted with meaning from the Old Testament. Consider how comic fanboys react when someone messes up an origin story. If I was an author writing pulp fantasy I'd probably cross to the other side of the proverbial street to avoid a confrontation with bible fanboys. Or maybe it was to clarify - a quick wikipedia check of the word means that one translation that's been passed down simply means 'giants' or 'fallen warriors'. And while Nephilim is indeed a name given to the children of angels and men, I suspect there are words from other cultures which are no less on the mark. So, you know. Chill.

Screamarie said:
I love how everyone just comes together to rip on what the teenage girls like. [snip] It just pisses me off a tad whenever I hear nerds complain about getting bullied or teased for what they like then turn right around and bully or tease others for what they like.
Seconded. It'd take a lot of rhetorical wind out of people's sails but arguments would be a lot more clear if people 'fessed up when they knew they weren't part of the intended audience when posting online. Everyone's still entitled to opinions but if IRL I complain that Justin Beiber doesn't do much for me as a pop star, I'm just going to get I bunch of weird looks. Because yeah, the music might be insipid but I'm not a tweenage girl so, you know. I should fuckaway off and find something I do like.

Harker067 said:
Anyone else hear shadowhunter and start thinking Gabriel Knight? :p
I went to Sandman Slim, personally, but I grok the reference.
 

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jmarquiso said:
On the Mortal Instruments twist

**SPOILERS***

Worked for Star Wars

***END SPOILERS***

Honestly, one of my favorite gothic horror novels - Dhampire, by Scott Baker, had a very similar twist - and then went on for another 100 pages, sex included. Still somehow worked for me, as at that point it went to fucked up world.
I Can't say it really worked for star wars, it was that one time "thing" when Han was being annoying on hoth and besides it had always been Han that the tension was coming from not Luke.
best i can put it with getting into the spoiler details
 

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Instead of finding what the next Twilight will be, why don't we find what the next Avengers Saga will be, or some other good movie series.
 

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brazuca said:
That is the entertainment industry 101. Chicks got their love history thing and boys get CoD. Seriously just CoD.
No, not only that, guys also get all kinds of shit from others for being "immature idiot man-boys" by enjoying entertainment with violence or something that involves attractive women (been getting it from a lot of gaming columnists and videos lately too unfortunately).

That stuff is wrong, but middle-aged women publicly forming groups dedicated to lusting after hunky shirtless under-age teenage guys in romance-porn is fine.
 

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All I could think about when Bob showed that clip at the beginning was Saxton Hale. It should have a text box that reads "COUGAR TACKLE!" or something.