The cake game

[Dumbfish1]

Little do you know, I can complete minesweeper in 3 seconds.
cake=mine

I hide the cake inside one of twenty eight pots, twenty seven of which are filled with poisonous cobras.

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

I throw a grenade at the pots, blowing them all up. I now have a small fragment of mushy cake.

I put the cake in my mouth and begin to chew.

 

[Azraellod]

i punch you in the jaw, forcing you to spit it out.

i place the cake in a safety deposit box in the bank.

 

[Pm0n3y]

i find out your deposit pin number, take the cake and some of your money.

i shoot the cake into space.

 

[rylus5]

i take a space ship and get the cake

i shoot the cake lazors at earth and explode it

 

[Dumbfish1]

You exploded my decoy earth. I set my pet space shark on you and grab the cake.

I hide behind you

 

[rylus5]

the cardboard cutout falls down

i shoot the space shark with a harpoon gun and take the cake to a bomb factory ( the bombs will explode if the cake is taken)

 

[Dumbfish1]

I take the bombs and hide them in your house, then I take the cake.

I hide the cake inside a block of frozen nitrogen. Highly unstable nitrogen.

 

[Dumbfish1]

Nitrogen being the the stuff that easily blows up.

 

[Azraellod]

[small]look, i've bookmarked this. you don't need to keep bumping, i shall return every now and then.[/small]

i drop a match on it, and collect the ashes of the cake afterwards, putting them into the ingredients of a new and better cake.

i put the new cake in the fridge, next to a cardboard cut-out of another cake.

 

[NinjaSkills]

I turn the cake into a combustion reaction and it goes boom. I hide the remaining particles of it in my pocket

 

[Azraellod]

i steal your trousers.
[small]i just made that...[/small]

i remake the cake, and place it in the grave of my mad uncle.

 

[rylus5]

i take the cake...simple as that

i give the cake to sir schmoopy

 

[Azraellod]

i trade him a wheel shield for it.

i place the cake behind a secret door known not even to me.

 

[rylus5]

it happens to be my front door and i take it

i make the cake evil and give it a shotgun to defend itself

 

[Azraellod]

i see the obvious flaw in your plan, and take the cake that doesn't have arms back.

i place it in a window overlooking the street, just out of reach from outside.

 

[rylus5]

i use my extendo arms to get it

i place the cake on top of the clinton monument

 

[Azraellod]

i knock the clinton monument over to get the cake.
[sup]...hmm, i guess i could have just climbed it, but oh well.[/sup]

i place the cake behind one of 3 doors. one leads to the cake, the others to a horrible death.

Spoiler: pick a door. for fun.

Spoiler: the red door

oh dear, you die

Spoiler: the blue door

success, you live and get the cake

Spoiler: the yellow door

you die i'm afraid. painfully too.

 

[rylus5]

door number 2,epic win!

i take the cake to a super secret place,with motion sensing turrets guarding it

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

I wait 'till you're sleeping and use black-mana-powered spells to rip the information out of your mind, proceeding to the base and wirelessly hacking the turrets before walking in and taking the cake.

I hide the cake in an underground cave.