The cake game

[Sassafrass]

I've tied your rear axle to a bollard so when you pull off, it rips the axle off. I then go to the wreck, KO you and take the cake.

I place the cake in a cupboard which is locked by a padlock.

[sup]Code is 4219.[/sup]

 

[Azraellod]

[sup]Code is 4219.[/sup]

Really don't care. I smash the cupboard open with a sledgehammer.

I hide the cake in a line of letters.

[sup]gjybyretherindyanthoroplologisticalismarteneduptotheintroductionofthecakesoccietyofpointlessnessthattalksaboutnothinginparticular[/sup]

 

[Pm0n3y]

gjybyretherindyanthoroplologisticalismarteneduptotheintroductionofthecakesoccietyofpointlessnessthattalksaboutnothinginparticular

Found it

I throw it into the middle of a football game

 

[Ramthundar]

I ask my brother to run in and get it. He then grabs it right before being dog-piled by the whole team, and even with broken bones and spine, he will comically lift it out of the pile for me to grab.

I now take that cake and hide it in one of the comments on a Million-Hit You-tube video.
Suffer as you search each and every horrible spelled and idiot-filled post!

 

[Azraellod]

Well, that's effectively destroyed that cake. I construct a new one out of nuclear materials.

I place the new and highly dangerous cake in a lead safe, then forget the combination.

 

[Sassafrass]

I headbutt the safe in anger as I can't open it. It cracks open. I now have the cake and a very sore head.

I place the cake in the corner, next to the greased up deaf guy.

 

[Sven und EIN HUND]

I distract frank with a picture of pararaptor's avatar, which he sees is himself, and has a paradox, causing his brain to explode. I then send a probe in to get me the cake


I put the cake on a plane flying to Cuba

 

[Sven und EIN HUND]

I'm the ninja, I take the cake out of the fridge


I put it on top of the tallest peak in the Andes

 

[dalek sec]

I fly up and take the cake from the tip of the mountain.

I then place the cake in R'lyeh.

 

[Dumbfish1]

I tricked you all! Mwa Ha Ha!

I grab it in four, then severely burn my back as I escape.

I hold the cake over a cliffrichard

Cliff richard has the cake

 

[Azraellod]

Well, I think I've had enough of this. I've held onto the cake for 5 pages now, so I'm ready to relinquish it's power onto someone else.
[sup]I originally took it here [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.144407?page=9#3410844], and if you want evidence that I didn't edit that post, Naturalized quoted me below. I am turning the original white text in it red however.

I press the detonator on my wrist, and the cake you thought was real explodes.[/sup]

I place the cake in my trophy cabinet, and await any challengers. Meanwhile, I also prepare my next trick...

 

[Dumbfish1]

I I give the cake to Dumbfish1. Meanwhile, I also prepare my next trick...

Why thank you azaellrod.

I hide the cake with THE KRAKEN

 

[Sven und EIN HUND]

I convince the Kraken that starring as the main beast in a sub par pirate movie series in which the 1st one was the only really good one is a bad idea. He agrees and goes to law school. I then take the cake, triumphant.


I hide the cake somewhere within here: http://www.michaelbach.de/ot/col_equilu/index.html

 

[Sam G]

I convince the Kraken that starring as the main beast in a sub par pirate movie series in which the 1st one was the only really good one is a bad idea. He agrees and goes to law school. I then take the cake, triumphant.


I hide the cake somewhere within here: http://www.michaelbach.de/ot/col_equilu/index.html

[small]Not really[/small]

I found the hidden text!

I put the cake in a box, then drop that box in a volcano.

Also, I've been meaning to do this for a while: I destroy every cake recipe in the world, making it impossible to do that really cheap thing and "Make a new cake".

 

[animallikeit]

I hire Alton Brown to make me new cake using a recipe he has memorized.

We then move the cake to a top secret underground military facility.

 

[Azraellod]

I dive down the volcano on a bungee cord, and catch the cake an instant before it hits the lava.
I throw rocks at it until they give me the cake in return for promising to go away.
[sup]Well, I've got it memorized so I can still make new ones. Although I hate doing so, I try to only do it if it's either that or time travel, which annoys me slightly more.[/sup]

I place the cake in a fortress of ice.

 

[Sam G]

I channel the lava from that volcano a few posts back, and melt your ice fortress.

I close my eyes, spin around really fast, and lob the cake.