The cake game

[Sam G]

I send my baby brother in to fish the cake out.

I then grab him and throw him over a mountain, still holding the cake.

 

[Sassafrass]

I glide down and take the cake from him and svae him as well.

I leave the cake in a lions den.

 

[COR 2000]

I walk into the den, hug the lion, make it a sargeant in the PCA, and take the cake.

I then hide it in Vault 0 from the Fallout universe.

 

[dalek sec]

I storm the Vault with ease and take the cake.

I then hide the cake inside the heart of the TARDIS.

 

[Sassafrass]

I look into the heart of the TRADIS and see the cake. I then grab said cake. I somehow don't become crazy.

I take the cake and place it somewhere on my person.

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

I decapitate your person with a chainsaw and take the cake.

I eat the cake.

 

[Sassafrass]

I somehow have a head, kill you before you properly ingest the cake and retrieve from your stomach.

I now proceed to hid it somewhere near by.

[sup]Is it over to the west?....Or over to the north?[/sup]

No, it's here.

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

I use True Seeing, take the cake, and re-decapitate you.

I bury the cake under mountians of magma.

 

[PixelKing]

I get fire lords to throw me it.

I throw the cake into hell.

 

[dalek sec]

I go to hell and take the cake back!

I place the cake inside Rivet City.

 

[Sassafrass]

I get C.J to steal it for me.

I place the cake in the Time Vortex.

 

[Sam G]

I eat this Time Vortex as well, then book into a surgery and have them remove the cake.

I place the cake inside a Pyramid Head's hat. He's still wearing it.

 

[Dumbfish1]

It was me disguised as a pyramid head all along.

I haven'tthe cake on my head.

 

[Sassafrass]

Seeing as the cake isn't on your head, I just grab it from you.

I now place the cake inside a bomb which explodes in 5 seconds.

 

[Dumbfish1]

I grab it in four, then severely burn my back as I escape.

I hold the cake over a cliffrichard

 

[COR 2000]

I climb up the cliff, then yoink it out of your hands.

I hide it in a Tiberium crystal field, which means death for anyone who steps into it and also poisons the cake itself.

 

[Sam G]

I send a robot in to get it, then I lick the poisoned bits off.

I dissolve the cake in acid.

 

[OddOzZy666]

I bake a new cake

I have the cake

 

[Sam G]

I throw acid at you, then steal your cake.

Who has the cake? Me!

 

[BlackJack47]

"Look over there Sam G, another more tasty cake!"

As you turn I tie the cake to my car and then drive off