The cake game

[dalek sec]

I catch it with my Dalek sucker arm.

I place the cake in a airtight box inside a tank full of sharks.

 

[Dumbfish1]

I fly a plane into the Tank of sharks.

I hide it in Jimi Hendrix's guitar, at woodstock

 

[Sam G]

I ask Jimi if he wants go go sea-horse riding in space. When he asks what the hell I'm talking about, I knock him out and steal the guitar, which I then smash on the ground, re-obtaining the cake.

I throw the cake into the air, and a bat catches it and swoops away.

 

[Azraellod]

I catch the bat and pull it's wings off. Also I take the cake away from it.

I throw the cake under a car.

 

[Sam G]

I smash it with a crowbar, then shoot at it till it explodes.

I hand the burnt, crispy cake to your mum. WOOOOOAH!!!

 

[Azraellod]

I ask her for it.

I place the cake in the skull of poster number 429.

 

[Azraellod]

...huh. The cake seems to be in this skull [http://www.3dscience.com/img/Products/3D_Models/Human_Anatomy/Skeletal/Human_Skull/3D_model_anat_skull_web1.jpg] I took from someone.

I store the skull in a magical cabinet... oh, and I lock the door to it.

 

[Sam G]

I hack the cabinet to bits with an axe.

I then put it through a wood chipper, granulate the chips, and snort them. I take the cake on a trip through maaaagical tiiiime and spaaaaace...

 

[dalek sec]

Using my travel machine I take the cake away from you.

I place the cake inside a nuclear sub.

 

[Ethereal.Frog]

I use a carefully constructed plan to infiltrate your sub, exterminating every member of the crew one at a time. I take the cake.

 

[Ramthundar]

I go up to you and back-hand you. You drop the cake and I quickly grab it and run.

I then run into a Self-running Fallout center, while releasing the zombie virus into the air. As I slam the doors shut, the area begins to fill with the undead as they try to get into my strong-hold.

 

[dalek sec]

Smashing through the undead ranks with my beam weapon and sucker arm I manage to break in, ruin your fallout center and take the cake.

I now place the cake in vault 101 from Fallout 3.

 

[terribleyetfun]

I simply walk up to the cake and pick it up taking it away whilst whistling a jaunty tune

I throw the cake into a lock box which I stash in a bank which I hide in a pocket dimension who's portal I destroy so no one can get in.

 

[Sam G]

I smash his head open with a concrete slab, and take the cake.

I wipe the blood off it, and send to a distant future where robots rule...

 

[Pm0n3y]

Being a android finally has it's benefits, as i walk up to a fellow robot and simply ask for the cake.

I throw the cake into a time paradox.

 

[Sam G]

I eat the paradox, and vomit up the cake.

I leap 3000 metres into the air, then pull out a sniper rifle and request that people try to get the cake, and see where it gets them.

 

[PixelKing]

I use a shield then punch you to death.

I take the cake and hide it in a pile of dog shit.