The cake game

[Pm0n3y]

it lands in my front yard.

I pick up the cake and give it to my next door neighbor for his birthday.

 

[Ramthundar]

I burst through his front door ridding a Harley-Davidson, grabbing the cake before he eats it. "Sorry to crash the party" I say with a devilish grin before racing out again.

I then begin my trek to across the country, keeping the cake on the move and out of danger.

 

[I Resurection I]

I run up grab the cake and swallow it whole

My Cake

 

[Azraellod]

i rip you open and take the cake from your corpse.

I place the cake in a box, which is next to 3 other boxes.

[sup]another pointless challenge[/sup]

Spoiler: The boxes

Spoiler: red box

When you open it, a spike shoots out and you get stabbed in the eye, killing you.

Spoiler: blue box

As you open it, you trigger a detonator within the box that kills you instantly

Spoiler: yellow box

You find the cake. You reach into the box and take it.[small]It's fake though.[/small]

Spoiler: green box

As you open the box, you see a portal. it sucks you to another dimension, where you are now stuck until the day you die of starvation.[small] At least the cake's there though, and it has a portal gun in it, so you can escape after all.[/small]

 

[Ramthundar]

After 2 Phoenix Downs and several Dimensional Jumps, I take the cake out of the last box and head to New Jersey.

I DARE YOU TO FOLLOW.

 

[Sassafrass]

Hey, you dared me to follow so I did. I grab the cake.

I place the cake in a Borderlands game case.

 

[Sven und EIN HUND]

I open the case and take the cake.... But it's terribly flattened. Oh dear

I bake a new cake, and rest it on the windowsill to cool.

 

[Sassafrass]

I sneak up to window sill and replace it with a mysterious ticking one...BOOM!!

Meanwhile, I hid the cake inside a nuclear sub.

 

[Earthbound Engineer]

I form an alliance with all of the Superpowers and hold you in a nuclear standoff while my clone and his gang of pan dimensional beings open a portal inside of the sub and steal the cake.

My clone hides the cake inside of a worm hole located in the fabric of time.

 

[Sam G]

I go on an epic quest, meeting many new friends and triumphing over many old foes along my journey, before finally obtaining all seven slices of cake.

I seal the cake within a crystal.

 

[Azraellod]

I bring it together with it's parallel dark crystal, and collet the cake from the ground when the two cancel each other out.

I disguise the cake as a steamroller. In order to make it edible, it had more icing put on it, which was then painted to make it look more like a steamroller.
It's all rather confusing really.

 

[Goldeneye103X2]

I flatten the cake with MY steamroller, and mush it into something that looks a bit like a cake.

I put my....I think its a cake, into a bottomless pit.

 

[Sam G]

I break the bottomless pit in half. Don't ask me how, I was really drunk at the time.

I flatten the cake and bake it some more, effectively disguising it as a cookie. I then throw the "cookie" down a bottom-ful pit.

 

[Goldeneye103X2]

In that case, you're throwing it on the floor, which i then grab it and run like hell.

And i keep running.........

 

[Sassafrass]

I hire Usain Bolt to hunt you down and beat you to death and grab the cake.

The cake is now...Hey, Usain...GIVE ME THE DAMN CAKE!!!!! STOP RUNNING, YOU GIT!!!!

 

[Goldeneye103X2]

Since im dead, I ask god to bring me back to life and teleport the cak into my hands, whilst im standing right next to my secret lair.

And i hide my cake In the secret lair. And its secret. You cant find it.

And heres a riddle to help you find my lair.

It's dangerous out at the borders you know?

Where am i?

 

[Sassafrass]

I'm gonna say Borderlands. If wrong, I simply track your IP address, enter and kill you again.
Oh and I take the cake.

I hide it on the Fringe of My Sanity.

 

[Goldeneye103X2]

Correct answer

I transfer you to arkham asylum, where you turn sane, so i get the cake back and put it in...

Which games console can RING the grim reaper of videogames?

 

[Sassafrass]

360? Mine called the Grim Reaper 3 times.

If incorrect, I simply track your IP address, enter and kill you again.

I then place the cake in Operation: Anchorage.