The cake game

[Goldeneye103X2]

Correct.

I download the pitt, take the cake, and give the cake to...

Who has a very ENIGMATIC name?(think batman villains)

 

[COR 2000]

I build a virtual simulation of Operation Anchorage, wander around for a bit, then find the cake and take it.

Then I realize that Golden-eye now has the cake. I follow sasquatch to GE's house, kill him.... Then realize he does not actually have the cake, as for he only downloaded the pitt.

I hide the cake in the cargo hold of Mothership Zeta.... After you have beaten the game.

 

[Goldeneye103X2]

You didn't solve my riddle. But, I beat the game, and take the cake. And I riddle you this.....

I could, OPEN UP, lots of possibilities to hide the cake. But where is it this time?

 

[Sassafrass]

I honestly have no idea, so I hunt you down and force you to tell me the cakes location by tickling your feet.

I hide the cake in Paulsons clothing, after he leaves Zeta.

 

[Goldeneye103X2]

The answer was aperture science.

I chase him, get the cake, It looks disgusting, so I throw it in the bin. Which is in my lair.

Yes.

 

[COR 2000]

I guess Portal. After I guess, I use the portal gun to gain access to your lair again, kill you, and take the cake.

I then spend millions of dollars making a short film far more disturbing than anything else on the web, and make watching it mandatory in order to require the cake.

P.S.: It's the Aristocrats!

 

[Sassafrass]

I watch your movie and I am not bothered by it. Cake, please.

I hide the cake inside another cake.

 

[COR 2000]

Oh, yay! Double cake!

I now hide it in.... NOTHING!!!!!

 

[COR 2000]

Oh, yay! Double cake!

I now hide it in.... NOTHING!!!!!

 

[COR 2000]

Eh, curses, double post. My bad...

 

[Angrywyvern]

Because the cake that you hid the cake in was only slightly larger than the actual cake and looked exactly like it, I take the cake box and the real cake without knowing that the cake box isn't actually a cake. I then hide the cake box and cake inside a timber wolf heavy assault 'mech and lock it. I then hide the keys in a new cake.

 

[Angrywyvern]

edit: ninja'd

 

[Sassafrass]

In respond to COR2000, I simply make another cake.

I then hide it on one of the Escapist community, but where??

Me, obviously.

 

[Angrywyvern]

what do you mean in one of the escapist community? are you saying that there is more than one community? if so wouldn't you say you hid it in one of the escapist communities? I'm confused. In anycase, I look for it in the review forums.

 

[Sassafrass]

what do you mean in one of the escapist community? are you saying that there is more than one community? if so wouldn't you say you hid it in one of the escapist communities? I'm confused. In anycase, I look for it in the review forums.

I meant to say on one of the Escapist users...

[HEADING=2]But which one??[/HEADING]

 

[Angrywyvern]

I try to pick Russ Pitt's pockets to see if he has the cake, but I get caught and he calls the guards. Luckily I'm playing Oblivion, not Fallout, so instead of dying I just get a 5 dollar fine and go to jail for a day. When I get back I slaughter Russ and find the cake on him, which I lock in my car before hiding the car keys in a new cake, which put inside a ring of fragmentation mines.

 

[Sassafrass]

I have the perk which doesn't set off floor based traps so the cake is mine, smash the window, get the keys out and drive off with your car and the cake.

I keep driving north to Scotland with the cake.

 

[Angrywyvern]

I happen to own Scotland (the leader of Scotland is very bad at poker) so I have everybody in the country look for you and I say I'll give 50000 caps to whoever finds you and gives me the cake.

 

[Azraellod]

[sup]...you may want to look at the other posts here. You're supposed to solve things in one post.[/sup]

Anyway, I find the cake before they do, since I actually own a house in Scotland.

I place the cake in the middle of an airfield runway.

 

[Sassafrass]

I grab the cake, in the process of doing so, I lose half my ass to a planes propeller.

I place the cake in the hospital room that I am staying in.