The cake game

[Dumbfish1]

I convince you to sell your Nintendo DS by threatening to kill your grandma. When that didn't work I trade you 12 pot noodles for the cake.

I hide it on a shock site so horrific, no one dare enter.

 

[DuplicateValue]

My already heavily-scarred mind is immune to the shocks of the shock site. I take the cake.

I put it in the pouch of an angry kangaroo.

 

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I threaten him with a copy of Sonic Unleashed until he caves and gives me the cake.

I hide the cake in Cthulhu's mouth.

 

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[Earthbound Engineer]

bump

Go back to 4chan! [small]That would have been funnier a couple of months ago....[/small]

 

[Earthbound Engineer]

Anyway....you never had the cake to begin with, as a matter of fact I've had the cake for over a month. If you refer to my previous post I never put the cake in a box, I placed it behind the boxes, therefore "Pm0n3y" never found the cake and all of the following posts are null and void.

*evil laugh*

With that said, I force feed the cake to a cat and place a piece of butter toast on its back. The cat starts to spiral in a fit of anti-gravity.
[small]Cookie for the reference.[/small]

 

[Nouw]

I get my surgery tools and get the remains of the cake from the Cats belly! I open an anomaly from Primeval and jump in to the anomaly to find myself in a WW2 D-Day landing boat.

"Oh S%#@!"

Come get me now! Wow! I'm in Saving Private Ryan w00t!

 

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doop doop doop doop doop

 

[Earthbound Engineer]

Is it from Scribblenauts, by any chance?

Actually it's the Buttered Cat Paradox, it has been illustrated in multiple pictures around the internet (and 4chan). The result of this paradox can be seen in my avatar.

Good guess though....here's some cookie crumbs.

 

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doop doop doop doop doop

 

[Dumbfish1]

I hide the cake in a magic notebook.

I hire a gang of ruffians to beat the crap out of you, and whilst your distracted lying bleeding on the floor, I steal your notebook and the cake.

I hide in a ninja whale's stomach. In space.

How does a whale breath in space I hear you ask? Because it's NINJA

 

[Sven und EIN HUND]

The cake is a lie, and is now mine. DER TORTE IST MEINE.

I place it on top of a flagpole. But which flagpole?

 

[Dumbfish1]

I start a religious hate crusade against flagpoles, as they bear a striking resemblance to male genitalia.

My brainwashed subjects bring me the cake, Which I bury along with myself in my tomb.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I unbrainwash them then rebrainwash them to destroy the tomb and get the cake

I EAT THE CAKE!!!!

 

[Azraellod]

I rip you open and take the cake from your remains.

I place the cake in an ancient tomb.

 

[Code Monkey]

I set lose the fangirls, and grab it while you're destracted.

 

[Azraellod]

I snatch the cake from you and run away.
[sup]Yeah, you have to do something with it.[/sup]

I place the cake in an airtight jar, and throw it out to sea.