The cake game
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Small glowing eyes flash open in the darkness of the room tiny is in, right behind his back. A 7ft Masamune goes through his chest in a spurt of blood. He lies there in shock, as anyone would be, and the last sounds he makes are small expulsions of surprised breaths leaving his body. The last words he hears are, "Sephiroth now has the cake.". He lies there still, with a look of shock, pain, and amazement frozen on his face for eternity.
I walk up and replace the real cake with fake cake while dis goes through that unnecisaraly long explanation on how he kills tiny to take the fake cake (which is fake).
Dis misplaced cake and can't remember where he put it. Sex Rex clone 52 finds cake under pillow. (also, dis is still not Sephiroth and should stop thinking he is)
Sex Rex looks up and see's Sephiroth above his head with Masamune in hand, plunging down with sword pointed down, the last thing he notices is that Sephiroth is covered in thousands of tiny Strings that don't look like they're made of string, but of energy, and they flow to a dark corner where only two dark, red, glowing eyes are shown. The sword plunges into Sex Rex's head and Sephiroth picks up the cake, and walks to the corner where the eye's lie. "Dispelga, the puppet master, now has the cake." Says Sephiroth. (It is the real Sephiroth, i'm just controling his body, it's not a puppet, in the context that a puppet is a little wooden marionette.)
(I don't have to stop going into such depth.... i can go into as much depth as i want. If i wanted to write an entire novel about how i took the cake from you in this forum, i'm allowed to do that.)
"Children! Come to Father!" Hundreds of human puppet's fall from the rafters, all with the same energy-like strings on them as Sephiroth, and all of them fall around Sex Rex. Each one has a weapon. Cloud, Tifa, Yuffie, Aeris, Cid, Luneth, and Zidane are all found in the large crowd of once-human puppets. They all charge Sex Rex and reduce him a puddle of blood and shreds of flesh. Luneth picks up the cake and walks towards the corner. "Dispelga has the cake once more." The puppets then form a protective barrier around Dispelga.
"Children! Come to Father!" Hundreds of human puppet's fall from the rafters, all with the same energy-like strings on them as Sephiroth, and all of them fall around Sex Rex. Each one has a weapon. Cloud, Tifa, Yuffie, Aeris, Cid, Luneth, and Zidane are all found in the large crowd of once-human puppets. They all charge Sex Rex and reduce him a puddle of blood and shreds of flesh. Luneth picks up the cake and walks towards the corner. "Dispelga has the cake once more." The puppets then form a protective barrier around Dispelga.
"Children! ATTACK!" The swarm of humanoid puppets all gather together and build a large structure shaped like a rod, Sephiroth assumes his position at the front. The large puppet rod begins to glow, the gglowing moves towards Sephiroth. Then it begins to pulsate, more rings of light run towards Sephiroth until he is as bright as a small star. "Maioribus Lux Lucis!" A huge beam shoots out of the puppet rod and incinerates every Rex clone and Josh. I remove myself from my perch and retreave the cake, then hold it high above my head. "The cake is mine once more!." I then lower it and take a triumphant bite.
I send the U.S.S Kill Beast Buffet straight towards your face. (I better not be ninja'd)
Cake = mine
I hide the cake in a mirror disguised as a door.
Cake = mine
I hide the cake in a mirror disguised as a door.
I use my common sense to bite every door I come across.
The cake is mine motha fuckas!
I shoot it into space and put a bomb into it.
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
The cake is mine motha fuckas!
I shoot it into space and put a bomb into it.
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
With my last ounce of strength i make Aeris use Curaja on me, I am fully revived! "You! You will pay for that!" I pull out 2 masamunes and two muramasas and hold two in each hand. I charge at LostinOriginality with my army of super humanoid puppets close behind. We all simultaneously cut a part of your body, after 2 seconds, BloodyThoughts is reduced to a puddle of flesh and blood. I pick up the cake.
I grab the distraction, which turns out to be an iPod and speaker system.
I Rickroll you until you collapse on the ground, ears bleeding. I grab the cake from your hands, eat some and sprint off.
I Rickroll you until you collapse on the ground, ears bleeding. I grab the cake from your hands, eat some and sprint off.