The cake game

[crewman_number_6]

I ride aboard the U.S.S IHOP and beam the cake upon my ship, I tell gordan freedman to guard the cake with his mighty crowbar. I then make the U.S.S IHOP go so fast using heated anti-matter that I travel back in time and land the enterprise in the center of the colloseaum in ancient rome.

 

[teddy monster 5000]

i hop aboard my time machine and go back to Morgan freeman's childhood and destroy him i then have a quick travel back to ancient Rome and stroll aboard the u.s.s and take the cake ( mr free mans not round to protect it)

i hide the cake under a man with a top hats hat.

 

[The_Spirit_of_Epic]

i politely ask the man to move. then take the cake.

i hide the cake under my pillow

 

[crewman_number_6]

I use my slave boogie-man to eat your bed and take the cake.

I hide the cake inside of starscream

 

[skeliton112]

I hire the Agents of Cracked to get the cake for me and I then nuke it. I dont like that type of cake.

 

[Vrex360]

I reassemble the radioactive cake and then feed it to a Death Claw.

On Mount Olympus.

 

[teddy monster 5000]

I grab an axe and slay my way up mount Olympus killing gods and demi gods as i go and i take the cake.

I hide the cake in a broken vending machine.

 

[deathless14]

I destroy the Vending machine

I put the cake in my X-box

 

[Emperor Inferno]

I jack your XBox and play Portal and beat all the levels. I discover that the cake is a lie.

There. There is no cake.

Game. Fucking. OVER.

 

[GvidaZ]

i go G-mod and take the cake while killing flying storm troopers


I put the cake on the moon of saturn

 

[Protocol95]

I hack the fabric of existence and rearange the position of that moon putting its postion closer to me so I can steal it.

I then hide it in an alternate universe.

 

[Hman121]

I forcibly open this alternate universe, find the cake, find myself of that universe, come back, and enter the US Open in Doubles play.

I hide the cake under the ref's chair.

 

[GvidaZ]

I use termites from HELL to destroy the chair

i hide it in Japan

 

[The Heik]

I use Japan's awesome robots to bring the cake to me

I then hide the cake in the Eye of Terror

 

[Emperor Inferno]

I frighten the Eye of Terror, causing it to shut. It can't see me, so I can stab it. After I do so, I dig around in the Eye and find the cake.

I proceed to hide it in that shirt you never wear in your closet.

 

[Steppin Razor]

I travel back in time to when you placed the cake inside that hideous shirt I never wear, at which point I leap out and crack you over the head with a rolling pin. I then take my cake back in time to the age of the dinosaurs, lasso me a T-Rex and ride off into the sunset.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

I turn off the gravity, now you're REALLY going into the sunset.

I turn the gravity back on right after you escape the gravity well, but right before the cake does. It falls back to Earth and I catch it.

I throw the cake between two homeless guys, who proceed to fight over it.
[sup]try breakin up that one, *****[/sup]

 

[LebbyLegs]

I trade the homeless one of those burgers that charities make for them for the cake.

I then hide the cake behind my back and close my eyes so no one can see me.

 

[The Heik]

I use my detect-o ray to find you, and stab you with a spork

I then give the cake to Thor.

 

[Spoonius]

Take the spork under my wing, and guide him during his adolescent transformation into a fully-fledged adult spoon.

I then steal the cake from Thor, using nothing but my large collection of toothpicks, some cotton wool, a lacky band and fifteen tubes of superglue. Oh, and a shotgun too.