This wasn't as funny as the earlier Extra Punctuation articles, but I think it was completely spot-on. Great article, Yahtzee.
But Gamecube games looked pretty good. Or at least to me they did.matsugawa said:I agree with you completely, the Wii never claimed to be a graphical powerhouse, so why would a developer try to prove us wrong when at best they'll just look as good as an original XBox or Gamecube game? There may well be a way to push the graphics on a Wii to the point that it's indistinguishable from a 360 or a PS3, but it would be a waste of time.
I also think you're right about 2D sprites versus 3D models. Take fighting games (yes, I know you're not a fan, but take the journey with me here): in Marvel vs. Capcom 2, character models range from cookie-cutter humanoids like Jill Valentine to Lovecraftian abstracts like Shuma-Gorath, and with no added expense to the programmers. Put simply, if you can draw it, it's there, you don't have to count polygons, map textures, contemplate inverse kinematics, or worry about collision detection mapped to aforementioned polygons. As long as you have enough frames of animation, that's all it takes to have a diverse and eclectic cast of characters.
Don't get me wrong, I agree with you completely, especially on the Gamecube (the Metroid Prime series is a gorgeous series). What I mean by looking only as good as an original XBox or GCN title is that developers like the Conduit team were trying to go up against the 360 and the PS3, which are graphically/technically superior to the Gamecube (albeit Metroid Prime is still more fun).Goldbling said:But Gamecube games looked pretty good. Or at least to me they did.
Deus Ex is one of two games in total I will play again and again no matter how old it gets. It is unmatched and no game has come close to its level. It invented a proper moral choice system and is the only game to offer one to date. Anything and everything effects what happens next. I swear 1 part where you meat a random drug addict chick there is around 8 different variations to what happens with here alone. You can save her, kill her, kill the drug dealer, tell the hotel owner, do nothing and watch the drug dealer kill the hotel owner, save the hotel owner, kill them both, kill all 3, kill them both and spare the drug dealer, etc and each and every one of them effects the story in a different way. Nothing compares to Deus Ex, NOTHING.Mezzamine said:That LBP level is brilliant. Especially having Gordon Freeman and the Weighted Companion Cube in the cage.
I agree with the points made. Graphics don't designate good gameplay. Just look at Deus Ex. Or Half Life 1, for that matter.
Are you aware of the Freespace SCP [http://www.hard-light.net/] (Source Code Project)? Ever since Volition released the source code the community has been hard at work improving and modernizing the game, while retaining the classic 'feel'. With all the new effects and models in place, the game will actually look as cool as you remember it being 10 years ago when it first came out, huzzah!KDR_11k said:I think some old 3D games still look appropriate, especially the ones that depict mechanical objects. Freespace 1 and 2 don't look bad, for example. The space ships look like they should and there's nothing that looks obviously wrong (except maybe the blast rings).
Yes, yes, the point is that even unupdated those old graphics don't look bad.Gildan Bladeborn said:Are you aware of the Freespace SCP [http://www.hard-light.net/] (Source Code Project)? Ever since Volition released the source code the community has been hard at work improving and modernizing the game, while retaining the classic 'feel'. With all the new effects and models in place, the game will actually look as cool as you remember it being 10 years ago when it first came out, huzzah!KDR_11k said:I think some old 3D games still look appropriate, especially the ones that depict mechanical objects. Freespace 1 and 2 don't look bad, for example. The space ships look like they should and there's nothing that looks obviously wrong (except maybe the blast rings).
....fuck.......here is the only assistance I will give you. If your game includes absolutely any reference to the cake being a lie, you automatically lose a billion points.