The Escapist Advice Thread
- Thread starter MrCollins
- Start date
Recommended Videos
Gojira, cause I like their logo better.
Dear escapist, the floor is on fire! How do I transfer the fire to the roof so I can scream "THE ROOF IS ON FIAAAAH!"
Dear escapist, the floor is on fire! How do I transfer the fire to the roof so I can scream "THE ROOF IS ON FIAAAAH!"
Another splinter should do the trick. Hammer it in deeper and the other should slip out.
Dear Escapist, how do I psychoanalyse people?
Dear Escapist, how do I psychoanalyse people?
Grab them, dig out their eye balls, and study them. The eyes are the gateway to the soul...
Dear the Escapist, how can I make others actually use the "the" when addressing this thread?
Dear the Escapist, how can I make others actually use the "the" when addressing this thread?
You give them motivation to use it by showing what horrors await them if they don't.
Dear Escapist, how do I escape my inevitable demise?
Dear Escapist, how do I escape my inevitable demise?
You start eating his cheek to teach him a lesson!
Dear person under this forum post, do I punch a dick or dickhead?
Dear person under this forum post, do I punch a dick or dickhead?
By saying the word "pilgrim", at the end of every sentence, pilgrim.
Dear Escapist, how should I spend tomorrow?
Dear Escapist, how should I spend tomorrow?
Video games and Escapist. Remove all other time consuming processes from your day, including, but not limited to: eating, drinking, sleeping, breathing, urinating, or living.
Dear sescapist, hjow do I fikx typos?>
Dear sescapist, hjow do I fikx typos?>
I dont know, what you expected an advice? Fine! Go jerk some jerkies.
Dear belower, how do I cornermarket?
Dear belower, how do I cornermarket?
Easy. Get some dope and find a corner. Let the fiends come to you.
Dear Escapist, how do I trick people into thinking that I'm a deity?
Dear Escapist, how do I trick people into thinking that I'm a deity?
YOU! NEE.D MO?AR P,U.N:C(A)T""I;O?N!!!!!!!!!!!
Dear the Escapist, a bunny... cat... thing is offering to grant me a wish and turn me into a magical girl if I make a contract with him... her... it. Should I do it?
Dear the Escapist, a bunny... cat... thing is offering to grant me a wish and turn me into a magical girl if I make a contract with him... her... it. Should I do it?
No, if the darn thing has the power to turn you into a magical girl then you better fucking eat the damn thing, who knows how powerful you can get if you eat it!
Dear Escapist, HOW DO I NO MORE LONELY??
Dear Escapist, HOW DO I NO MORE LONELY??
All you have to do make some friends and I have the item for that job
Go out and show them how "friendly" you are
Dear Escapist, what should I do to increase my luck when taking part in Speed dating
Go out and show them how "friendly" you are
Dear Escapist, what should I do to increase my luck when taking part in Speed dating
