The Escapist Bans

[SovietSecrets]

Being unknown is great. Good way to start off April Fools though.

 

[Snotnarok]

A horrible joke, if I came to the escapist and it said banned all my paranoia would have come true. That I got banned for my witty jokes like "Sega Genesis is better then PS3 because it uses multiple power supplies, making it more powerful. It's science you can't disprove this theory" when it's harmless fanboy bashing, because it's clearly a joke. :|

But yeah very paranoid about that stuff

 

[Sebenko]

I would like to express an opinion:

Not funny.
No, it wasn't. Not open for debate.
I don't care which day of the year it is.

 

[2fish]

The big posters have been banned, now is our time brothers and sisters! We shall raid the post count of the powerful! None can stop us, we are the unwashed masses and we are looking to improve our post count! I hope to improve my post count by 3 times.

-2fish

 

[Shurikens and Lightning]

Kuliani would never ban somebody who hasn't even made it to a 1000 posts, right? RIGHT!

 

[Fanboy]

I love april fools, and I love your sense of humor Kuliani.

 

[Space Spoons]

I wish other forums would do this kind of thing.

 

[Triggerhappy938]

Post count has nothing to do with it. I'm not banned for being too awesome.

 

[PedroSteckecilo]

Kuliani would never ban somebody who hasn't even made it to a 1000 posts, right? RIGHT!

Hell I think I'm one of the only "On the Record"ers who has survived so far.

 

[Eric the Orange]

Nooooo, Nuke whyyyyy!!
*cries*
I worshiped you from the shadows and never got to tell you my feelings.
*awkward pause*

 

[Assassin Xaero]

They are not really banned? Well, there goes my moment of happiness... :/

 

[Thedutchjelle]

It took me some figuring out as to what the OP was referring to. Appearantly the moderators went mad with power - though, if I were a mod, this is what the boards would look like on any day but april fool's

 

[Lost In The Void]

Good day citizens of The Escapist. Today is a great day, one that was purged the site in a spree of blood and hammer. We should rejoice that such a purge was happened. For too long we have stood idle while these so called High Posters created a monopoly on the sight. Every thread I gazed upon had their comments. As if only a few mere mortals could have an opinion on everything they laid their eyes upon. It was HERESY. To conclude I must say that today was a glorious day indeed and we can look to a brighter future.

[sup]This has been a message from the desk of the Escapist Propaganda Division. Free thought is nothing, remember that and remember the Mods are Gods[/sup]
/subliminal messaging

Of course this is just getting into the spirit of the day and I am having a bit of fun myself playing up this banning thing. If anyone takes this seriously [which they shouldn't] then know that this was probably the best part of the day for me. Thank you for Hubilub, IC, and Furburt, and any others who were banned during this time. I hope you don't take offense to this cause its making me have the time of my life

 

[PedroSteckecilo]

It took me some figuring out as to what the OP was referring to. Appearantly the moderators went mad with power - though, if I were a mod, this is what the boards would look like on any day but april fool's

Not "the mods" just one Mod, the mad Kuliani, reaper of posters, scourge of the longtimers and crusher of all.

 

[The_Decoy]

I've been enjoying it, like an easter egg hunt across the site trying to find all the bans...

 

[QuickDEMOL1SHER]

GAAAAH!!!! The Mods have gone Ban crazy!

 

[Lord Krunk]

Kuliani would never ban somebody who hasn't even made it to a 1000 posts, right? RIGHT!

Hell I think I'm one of the only "On the Record"ers who has survived so far.

Nope, I'm safe thus far. This is really funny.

I'm surprised no-one banned me for The Banhammer And You. That would have made my April Fools.

 

[[Kira Must Die]]

I wish I was cool enough to get banned by Kuliani

 

[[Cold-Shoulder]]

Wait. All the bans were april fools jokes?!
I was wondering why the hell everyone was getting banned for odd reasons. Ha ha ha!
I'm guessing I'm going to get banned for this post.[small] Hopefully not for real...[/small]
Op: Hubilub's ban was the funniest in my opinion.

 

[Delock]

Kuliani would never ban somebody who hasn't even made it to a 1000 posts, right? RIGHT!

Hell I think I'm one of the only "On the Record"ers who has survived so far.

Nope, I'm safe thus far. This is really funny.

I'm surprised no-one banned me for The Banhammer And You. That would have made my April Fools.

That would have been hilarious actually. Though I get the feeling that Kuliani is still out there... waiting...

Luckily, I'm beneath 5000 posts, not well known, and there is nothing at all jinxing me... Wait, did the Ninja survive Metal Gear Solid?