I'm gonna have to say Souplex for the following reasons:
- Back when my dickhead younger brother broke my computer monitor, he gave me his
- He wanted to date me (which I've always figured myself undateable)
- He wanted to keep going out with me after the initial date
- After my ***** ass mother decided to boot me out via committing me in a mental hospital, not only did he visit me and have long phone conversations with me nearly every night for the 2 1/2 weeks I was there, he didn't break up with me because of said commitment, but when the ***** told the hospital that she'd rather see me out on the streets than back home, he said I could go home with him.
Is he the nicest guy I know? Yes. Is he a bit intolerant of other peoples customs and beliefs? Yes. Does he fart a lot? Naturally. But I still love him dearly and he's still hella nice (even if he does get on my nerves sometimes).