Do not fear, escapism users...when none else can muster up the courage to stand against the tyranny of modern cynicism, a humble merchant of forbidden delights is left no choice but to nobly, even heroically step in set things straight, in the name of justice! Yes, I shall make up for this lack of positivity and I alone. For free! It is my civic duty of course, I seek no rewards for this, no thanks or compensation. Did that statue of me already get put up? Well, alright it's probably too late to reverse that one, and we wouldn't want to erase history after all. But other than that, no more!
So let's get this over wi, I mean let's begin this journey of anticipatory ecstasy, fellow addicts!
Forbidden West looks alright.
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Done!
Have a dance track or two, this intense high won't last long, so make the most out of it...