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Canadamus Prime

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The Console Wars, which I suppose should be renamed the Platform Wars since Apple and their i-devices have gotten in on it too.

Edit: Yeah I know I've been ninja'd. I felt this warranted a repeat.
 

onikaze26

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moral choice systems, done well they can be good, but they almost never are, (even mass effect isn't really doing it right, but they are close)
 

mew4ever23

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Escort Missions.
Jack Thompson.
Fox news.. oh wait, everything would be better without them.
Game saves that can't be moved around.
Games with only 1 save slot.
 

RandallJohn

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...elitist FPS players. They're the one reason I can't get into shooters. I enjoy playing, but going online is a freaking nightmare for a newbie. Even local play isn't exempt, as most of my LAN games have gone like this:

Dude 1: "Hey, you wanna play (insert shooter here?")
Me: "No thanks, man. I'm not very good with multiplayer."
Dude 2: "Aw, come on. It'll be good practice. You'll get better."
Me: "Yeah, but I'm not too familiar with the game just yet, and I know you guys are all really good, so I'll hold off for now."
Dude 3: "We'll help you out! It's pretty easy to learn."
Me: "Well, I guess..."

-Starts game-

Me: "So which button switches my weapon-"
Everyone: "BOOM! HEADSHOT! BOOM! HEADSHOT! BOOM! HEADSHOT! BOOM! HEADSHOT! BOOM! HEADSHOT! GTFO NEWFAG!"
Me: "I hate you all."
 

Squilookle

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UltraHammer said:
Amazing. This is probably the most backward statement I've heard ever spoken about video games.
You're welcome to your opinion of course- just don't expect me to pay it much attention when it's almost two months late.

UltraHammer said:
Oly J said:
competing consoles...seriously can you imagine if all companies got together to create one console? that would be epic
0% agree

This would, at absolute minimum, destroy mainstream gaming and any chance it had at ever being respected as an art form. It would at worst, ruin games entirely; forever. And will, without a doubt, never happen. Thank God.
Why? All it means is the Hardware is under the control of either one company, or the shared resources of partnered companies. It'd be just like when Nintendo had the Monopoly in the 80s. I see no problem with the competition of quality becoming exclusive to software. Especially now that consoles can push graphics as far as they'd ever really need to go. I think you're seeing it as far more of a doomsday event than it would ever even remotely come close to. Matter of fact I agree with Oly J- with more focussed avenues to sell new games through, sales would only increase, and with cross platformgame construction now boiled down to one console and the PC, overall optimisation quality would skyrocket across the board.
 

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Squilookle said:
You're welcome to your opinion of course- just don't expect me to pay it much attention when it's almost two months late.
...wow. Can't you come up with a better excuse? Are you that creatively bankrupt?


Oly J said:
Why? All it means is the Hardware is under the control of either one company, or the shared resources of partnered companies. It'd be just like when Nintendo had the Monopoly in the 80s.
The huge control Nintendo had in the 80s would have been a serious problem if it had gone on much longer. Microsoft! Hello! People complain about Microsoft every moment of every day! And it got to where it was by its 90% market share.


Oly J said:
I see no problem with the competition of quality becoming exclusive to software.
Don't you see that basically no other industry does that? Movies don't do that. DVD player companies compete, TV networks compete, and even though movies at the box office all use film, they all make their OWN film, and there's not one big, ultimate company that controls production of every movie. You need to see the problem, because, as you said, you currently aren't able to see it, which you might want to get checked out.

Oly J said:
Especially now that consoles can push graphics as far as they'd ever really need to go.
It's not just about graphics. Game consoles are all going to get better in some way or another.

Oly J said:
I think you're seeing it as far more of a doomsday event than it would ever even remotely come close to.
No a one-console domination would just about mean the end of mainstream gaming, for a while, at minimum. But as I said, it won't ever happen, because it's a terrible business idea.

Oly J said:
Matter of fact I agree with Oly J- with more focussed avenues to sell new games through, sales would only increase,
More focused avenues? Right now, we have three consoles, two handhelds, the various cell phones, and different varieties of PC gaming. It's pretty simple and focused as it is and what you said was a BS statement pulled out of nothing. The fact that there's a level of variety with consoles is a good thing.

Oly J said:
and with cross platformgame construction now boiled down to one console and the PC,
And the handhelds. :\

Oly J said:
overall optimisation quality would skyrocket across the board.
Except for the fact that there'd be no competition and quality would go nowhere. Then there will be no motivation for some talented company to not make their own, better console and compete with them. And then, holy crap, we've got console wars again.

Saying the one console future is a good idea is comparable to saying sticking your head into your butt and up through your body is a good idea; no, it isn't, and it's impossible.
 

noles82

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Opening titles that I can't skip through.

I'm looking at you, EA. I get it, you made the game, thank you. But for fuck's sake I don't need to be reminded of it every time I turn on the console. It shouldn't take me 30 seconds of flashy, gratuitous EA symbols just to get to the start menu.
 

Se7enUpMustang

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COD- MW, MW2, Blops

Anybody who thinks the recent cod games are any good.

fanboys

PETA

FF (actually any JRPG)

Those screaming pre-pubescent bad mouthed little 10 year old shits

Movie games (and vice versa)

EA

Sony's BS where they try to control what ppl do with their products

pirates (Ninja's rule)

Regenerating health

QTE's

Unwanted sequels (bioshock 2 im looking at you)

Stereoypical characters (macho guy, penis envy girl with huge gun, etc...)

Bad games (i dont mean games you didnt like, i mean really truely awful games. EX: soldier of fortune 1 & 2, blacksite area 51, hour of victory, Mindjack etc...)

badgers

mushrooms

mushrooms

The list goes on
 

Squilookle

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UltraHammer said:
...wow. Can't you come up with a better excuse? Are you that creatively bankrupt?
I don't need a better excuse. Taking two months to come up with a reply is a poor effort no matter how you look at it.

The huge control Nintendo had in the 80s would have been a serious problem if it had gone on much longer. Microsoft! Hello! People complain about Microsoft every moment of every day! And it got to where it was by its 90% market share.
And yet, it's still heaps better than Apple. Interesting, eh?


Don't you see that basically no other industry does that? Movies don't do that. DVD player companies compete, TV networks compete, and even though movies at the box office all use film, they all make their OWN film, and there's not one big, ultimate company that controls production of every movie. You need to see the problem, because, as you said, you currently aren't able to see it, which you might want to get checked out.
Um, yes they do- Competing companies make DVD and Blu Ray players, but every one of them must be able to play the same dvds and blu ray disks. TV networks compete to own broadcasting rights, but do they need to port a film reel when they want to show it on another channel? Of course not.

I think it's actually you that isn't seeing right- you're assuming that if one company owns the console, suddenly they are also the only company making games for it. I'm not sure what bizarro land your logic originates from, but if two of the three major players (being Microsoft, Sony and Nintendo just so we're crystal clear) bowed out of the hardware race, they'd do exactly what Sega did and turn to releasing software on the hardware that is available. Nobody ever said it'd be one company overlooking every aspect of every game made. It doesn't work like that. The console makers would be only too happy to receive their former competitors' new games on their console- the existing fanbase for those companies would ensure continued support for their games. The new Sonic games aren't even particularly good but they are still selling enough to fund further sequels.

It's not just about graphics. Game consoles are all going to get better in some way or another.
Fair point, but you have to wonder how far they really need to go from here. It's not like progress would stop, anyway.

No a one-console domination would just about mean the end of mainstream gaming, for a while, at minimum. But as I said, it won't ever happen, because it's a terrible business idea.
...Only under your assumption that all other companies stop making games. I still can't work out how you arrived at that conclusion...

The fact that there's a level of variety with consoles is a good thing.
I disagree. Competing consoles split the resources of multiplatform game development, and denies the majority of player bases from even experiencing an exclusive game. Having one console to accomodate all upcoming games removes both of those problems in one stroke. Sure you could just shell out more money for the other consoles, but even that is ridiculously cost-prohibitive compared to owning a single console that accommodates all the games.

And the handhelds. :\
Yeah, alright, I'm ignoring the handheld market, which is something else entirely. I apologise.

there'd be no competition and quality would go nowhere. Then there will be no motivation for some talented company to not make their own, better console and compete with them. And then, holy crap, we've got console wars again.
Good luck launching a console up against one that has the combined game libraries of Nintendo, Sony and Microsoft alongside every other developer that ever made a console game...

Besides- does the quality of consoles really need to go anywhere from here? as long as it plays the games made for it, it would be fine. And the mere possibility that one of the big three could regroup and enter the hardware war again would be enough for the console company to make the effort to keep the console up to user's standards.

Saying the one console future is a good idea is comparable to saying sticking your head into your butt and up through your body is a good idea; no, it isn't, and it's impossible.
And saying it isn't could be seen as equally ignorant. But at the end of the day they're both merely opinions, and like you say it will probably never happen, so much like alternate history, it will always be nothing more than speculation.
 

Antari

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Unreasonable development deadlines, Immoral business practices, Greed, Lawyers ... I could be here all day.
 

EHKOS

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Ranorak said:
Scripted intro sequences where you can only pan the camera and watch annoying sub characters set the "plot".

Also, can we please get rid of this Captcha?
I actually kinda like that.

OT:Bankruptcy. Oh the games that could have come out...
 

dsawyers9

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Fan Boys = Original and still continuing Troll(s)

If we get rid of Fan Boys, we remove almost every Troll out there.
Subtitles: Because if we get rid of subtitles, this means that we found the cure for people going deaf :)

But my #1 fix to all games:
Lag Input.
That's right, Lag Input is my #1 concern. I have played everything from Flash to the top game on the market. One thing they all have in common: Lag Input. There should be a mathematical equation for all games to use which reduce the Lag Input for all servers/games to apply to so no one can blame lag again for what happens to them.

Also, Hackers who use hacks online. I think Hacks are fun and fine on single player games.
 

jpoon

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Activision. Also CoD (probably has been said about 50 times already though).
 

Wintermoot

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UltraHammer said:
henritje said:
kids under the age of 10
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Maybe the ones who were wrongly given headsets... but without kids, we wouldn't even have games! I can't stress the importance of children in gaming enough. But this guy can: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9joAb4XMaUs&feature=related
I meant obnoxious little shits online (you know the type that screams OMGZORZ HAX!!!!!!!! when you knife them)
or that don,t know how the game is played (how do I shoot/reload/pickup weapon/respawn etc.)