The greatest song ever has been released

[Reynard Wrecce]

That song is definitely a hot competitor for the "shallowest song ever" contest, right next to a song that currently exists only in a quantum state about how some people like to add cinnamon-sugar to their toast.

Ah, you obviously haven't heard the forthcoming Leonard Cohen/Ani DiFranco collaboration "Burnt and Bittersweet"...

 

[Astoria]

*Sigh* it's sad how there are some people out there with loads of talent who work hard every single day of their lives to get somewhere in the music industry but can't yet people like this can.

 

[Nouw]

I love singing it to troll friends; a terrible song with idiotic lyrics.

Move on guys, there's worse.

 

[A Weary Exile]

It's weird how hard it is for people to notice very obvious sarcasm.

 

[Wintermoot]

holy crap! its Justin Bieber,s bad sister!
I think record companies need to clean through their artist and remove stuff like this and Willow Smith

 

[Wintermoot]

Does ear bleach exist? I need one right about now.

here you go!

 

[Haydyn]

So your saying any white girl can write a song about a dily routine and autotune it, and become a successful musician?

"Sister! We're gonna be famous!"

Anything that has come out of Robert Plant's mouth is better than the majority of Pop music. I don't care how susbjective anything is. If an entire race of Goat people came into existence and thought that entire songs consisting of nothing but traffic noise was good music, that wouldn't turn our highways into free music factories. Why? Because goat people would not be good judges of quality music. Not just because they haven't heard music for centuries like humans have, but because they are fucking goat people!

I don't care how many tweens like this shit. And it's not about how wussyish the music is, it's the talent that goes in.

Dancing Queen
Boyfriend
Lovefool
I Think We're Alone Now
Kick The Can
Caramell Dansen
I Touch Myself
Fox on the Run
Goodbye Horses
I'm Just a Kid

Ya, I have an iPod with 240 songs on it, and those 10 are on there. Good music requires talent and melody. I'm off to go listen to the Cha Cha Slide.

 

[Hellz_Barz]

Greatest song ever?

Spoiler

(Mystical Ninja has one of the best soundtracks in a game ever, esp for Japanophiles like myself)

My god the memories, I used to frigging love that song as a kid. Loved the game too but I could never finish it. I've still got a save file on it where I'm stuck at the strength gym. Sigh.. I'll never reach that floating island.

 

[Daedalus1942]

I actually miss Justin Bieber.
The music progression isn't natural. Her voice is more annoying than debut Alanis Morrisette, and wow... this isn't talent... what is this?
The lyrics were formed with no intelligence whatsoever, and she struggles to fit the words into the instrumentation.

Just hilarious, and at the same makes me want to commit suicide.
-Tabs<3-

 

[Zaik]

21 seconds is how far I made it before i crossed the line between mostly disgusted and can't listen to this crap anymore.

 

[Julianking93]

Must have been that song he was talking about here:

 

[Mr. Mortiss]

... I think this "song" just gave me an aneurysm.

 

[SNIPERFOX ft. Harry P.Ness]

music died. heres my only few
exeptions........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xYzQ-SRs4g


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSOAMhHglqA&feature=related


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJHzBwxZWeA&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPHaahKa1Nk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYKUeZQbMF0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XstrpkqT6dw&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTsD2FjmLsw

 

[Sacman]

This has caused me literal physical pain...

 

[Ravensbreed]

I could feel my will to live drain away as I listened to that song. The only thing that kept me from falling into a coma and dying was the thought that if that happened this song would be the last thing I ever heard.

 

[rincewind1667]

I made 1 minute and 2 seconds in. To paraphrase Bill Hicks, I really hope she returns to the mall that spawned her. I don't want to loose any more brain cells if I accidentally here that again, you know, switching radio stations or something.

 

[Gentleman_Reptile]

that is not music, that is noise

This is the most apt description I can think of.