The greatest song ever has been released

[Haydyn]

So your saying any white girl can write a song about a dily routine and autotune it, and become a successful musician?

"Sister! We're gonna be famous!"

Anything that has come out of Robert Plant's mouth is better than the majority of Pop music. I don't care how susbjective anything is. If an entire race of Goat people came into existence and thought that entire songs consisting of nothing but traffic noise was good music, that wouldn't turn our highways into free music factories. Why? Because goat people would not be good judges of quality music. Not just because they haven't heard music for centuries like humans have, but because they are fucking goat people!

I don't care how many tweens like this shit. And it's not about how wussyish the music is, it's the talent that goes in.

Dancing Queen
Boyfriend
Lovefool
I Think We're Alone Now
Kick The Can
Caramell Dansen
I Touch Myself
Fox on the Run
Goodbye Horses
I'm Just a Kid

Ya, I have an iPod with 240 songs on it, and those 10 are on there. Good music requires talent and melody. I'm off to go listen to the Cha Cha Slide.

 

[Hellz_Barz]

Greatest song ever?

Spoiler

(Mystical Ninja has one of the best soundtracks in a game ever, esp for Japanophiles like myself)

My god the memories, I used to frigging love that song as a kid. Loved the game too but I could never finish it. I've still got a save file on it where I'm stuck at the strength gym. Sigh.. I'll never reach that floating island.

 

[Daedalus1942]

I actually miss Justin Bieber.
The music progression isn't natural. Her voice is more annoying than debut Alanis Morrisette, and wow... this isn't talent... what is this?
The lyrics were formed with no intelligence whatsoever, and she struggles to fit the words into the instrumentation.

Just hilarious, and at the same makes me want to commit suicide.
-Tabs<3-

 

[Zaik]

21 seconds is how far I made it before i crossed the line between mostly disgusted and can't listen to this crap anymore.

 

[Julianking93]

Must have been that song he was talking about here:

 

[Mr. Mortiss]

... I think this "song" just gave me an aneurysm.

 

[SNIPERFOX ft. Harry P.Ness]

music died. heres my only few
exeptions........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xYzQ-SRs4g


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSOAMhHglqA&feature=related


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJHzBwxZWeA&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPHaahKa1Nk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYKUeZQbMF0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XstrpkqT6dw&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTsD2FjmLsw

 

[Sacman]

This has caused me literal physical pain...

 

[Ravensbreed]

I could feel my will to live drain away as I listened to that song. The only thing that kept me from falling into a coma and dying was the thought that if that happened this song would be the last thing I ever heard.

 

[rincewind1667]

I made 1 minute and 2 seconds in. To paraphrase Bill Hicks, I really hope she returns to the mall that spawned her. I don't want to loose any more brain cells if I accidentally here that again, you know, switching radio stations or something.

 

[Gentleman_Reptile]

that is not music, that is noise

This is the most apt description I can think of.

 

[Ulquiorra4sama]

AHH! MY EARS!

In all seriousness: I watched 1 minute and 20 secs of that, and as i predicted about 20 seconds in it didn't change it's pace or sound at all. I condemn this to the pits of my mind so it will probably never hit my ears again.

If you'll excuse me, i have to go clean my ears...

 

[Wintermoot]

Flying Dagger....You don't deserve that have Alex as your avatar.
I must ask, have you ever seen A Clockwork Orange?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAOTCtW9v0M <-- This is music.

a excellent choice my dearest friend, I would like to add my personal selection to this thread:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqTfaaBVquY .
and now for some ultraviolence against this atrocity of the music industry.

 

[ShakyFiend]

ARGH! You scumbag, dog turd, motherfucking, goat-brained excuse for a corporate whore! Piss off and take your slimy, autotuned, shitty lyriced, rotting pile of wank with you that I refuse to elevate by calling music!!!

Go die in a fucking hole.

 

[Inquisitor Slayde]

This is going to sound like hyperbole but I could only take 1:04 of that before I turned it off and reached for hard liquor. I now have a new 'worst song I have ever heard'.

 

[Khada]

AHH! MY EARS!

In all seriousness: I watched 1 minute and 20 secs of that, and as i predicted about 20 seconds in it didn't change it's pace or sound at all. I condemn this to the pits of my mind so it will probably never hit my ears again.

If you'll excuse me, i have to go clean my ears...

I must thank you for that... the awesomeness of sultans of swing mixed with sweet-ass drums is wonderful magic to my ears

 

[googleit6]

I was listening to it as I clicked on this thread.

Rebecca Black just might be the second coming of Christ.

Although this song is pretty great as well:

I dunno, those jeans are pretty fabulous.

 

[Carnage95]

No, this is the best song ever released. Take it away Caboose.

 

[gl1koz3]

Direct citation of my mind: "What is this shit?"

This is much more inspiring than that weed-fest of yours:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb-gI_pFog0

 

[supermariner]

there have been songs written in a bid to end apartheid
to knock down the berlin wall
to highlight the unfairness in the class system
to protest against unjust, uncaring governments

and now this musical genius has 'written' a song about which car seat to sit on
and we we we so excited about which one she'll end up choosing