The Guide to Skyrim Modders: Part 2

[Ickorus]

I know I shouldn't but im really tempted to search "Oblivion Sex Mods" now just to see what horrors there really are.

Edit: OH GOD, I should've heeded your warning.

 

[jawakiller]

I know I shouldn't but im really tempted to search "Oblivion Sex Mods" now just to see what horrors there really are.

Edit: OH GOD, I should've heeded your warning.

There is no unseeing this...

 

[putowtin]

sexy mudcrab FTW!

thanks for these two comics, they've been funny and educational!

 

[Biodeamon]

I knew it!

there is a race just in the game just for furries....

 

[thespyisdead]

who wants scaly argonians, when you can go down on furry khajit?

 

[Scarecrow]

Why would female argonians even need mammaries...? It boggles the mind.

Mudcrab sex slave is hilariously disturbing. But then again, you can't go wrong with mudcrabs. They're even the blunt of jokes from the developers themselves.

As far as I can see, even if they are lizards, they are still vaguely human, and so I guess they feed their young milk. I mean, they have them in the non-modded game....albeit a lot smaller.

And yes, I will be having wonderful dreams about that sexy, sexy mudcrab.

 

[Scarecrow]

who wants scaly argonians, when you can go down on furry khajit?

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........I...I like scales.....

 

[thespyisdead]

who wants scaly argonians, when you can go down on furry khajit?

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........I...I like scales.....

well then... i would say farewell to your dick if that is the case (seeing as how their scales are probably extra sharp in their nether regions)

 

[Scarecrow]

who wants scaly argonians, when you can go down on furry khajit?

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........I...I like scales.....

well then... i would say farewell to your dick if that is the case (seeing as how their scales are probably extra sharp in their nether regions)

Unlikely. From what I know about lizards and other reptiles, the scales and skin would be softer in the nether region, excatly for the reason you just mentioned.

 

[thespyisdead]

-snip-

oh dear god... why do i even bother...

 

[Knight Captain Kerr]

Won't somebody please think of the lore? is a common thought that goes through my head when people come up with "cool" ideas for games like The Elder Scrolls.

 

[Scarecrow]

-snip-

oh dear god... why do i even bother...

You just enjoy your furry Khajiit, and I'll enjoy my scaly Argonian, live and let live, eh?

 

[Sir Thomas Sean Connery]

I can already hear the Sexy Mudcrab fanfic being written.

LOVED these! Though I am a little worried about the two categories I fell into...

 

[Xan Krieger]

I know I shouldn't but im really tempted to search "Oblivion Sex Mods" now just to see what horrors there really are.

Edit: OH GOD, I should've heeded your warning.

There is no unseeing this...

I think the worst image that came up was Alex of Half-life 2 having an abortion. Well I know I'm gonna be having nightmares tonight.

 

[SacremPyrobolum]

Is that the lusty argonian maid in panel four?

Came here to say this

I think that nothing will top the Tentacle Rape Spell mod I found for Oblivion, and immediately regretted clicking on. x_x

Ah yes Estrus. Cassius Crio himself would be proud.

 

[Gunjester]

Is that the lusty argonian maid in panel four?

I didn't know if anyone else bothered reading that...
Now I do, Thank you

 

[Yokai]

And that really does sum up about eighty percent of Elder Scrolls Nexus. Well done.

 

[cricket chirps]

The other panels are great but i like the "stylist" the best for some reason XD it's all the ork

 

[CD-R]

Awesome comic. Not sure white was the best color to pick for the female argonian's pasties though.

who wants scaly argonians, when you can go down on furry khajit?

Nowhere unfortunately. You can't marry khajit or wood elves in Skyrim. However in Morrowind you had Ahnassi the only romance option in the game.

Spoiler

 

[ZexionSephiroth]

I find it odd that the partners for the guy in panel 4 were the argonian and Khajit... And i'm not sure if it's a crack at furry or just an aknowledgement... But then again I can't complain, just wish the khajit were either in gothic or some jeans and tank top.

...

Wait that's probably out there somewhere, I'll go look!

(*googles*)