The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being icthylogically genitaled.

[sup]Genitaled is now a word.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for inventing a word.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not utilizing my brand-new Chinchilla-Approved Dictionary!

[sup]Now on sale for 14 easy payments of $64.99![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "That sounds like a bargain! How much was that again?"

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for agreeing to give me $910.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "Hey!!! I was here first!"

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being my best customers.

 

[Smagmuck_]

For bein' mudkipz.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being a vampire head.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being a Dr. Cox.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being a Commi Mudkip.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not punching kids as hard as he should be doing.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not punching anyone.

[sup]You pacifist.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for punching himself.