The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for punching me in the meat and two veg.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking I'd crotch-punch you when I have my gun right here.

 

[Lambi]

For pistol whipping Sas in the groin.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for head butting a statue.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for swimming in a pool of carcinogens and jello.

 

[Lambi]

For groping Lady Gaga.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

 

[Lambi]

For screaming without a permission.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for even thinking about Gaga.

 

[Lambi]

For "I wasn't using my brain at that moment, so my brain wouldn't get damaged."

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "If you never use your brain, how are you tying?"

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "HAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

HA!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for having a body like a hourglass.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for having no blood. Just jam.