The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for putting blood on a biscuit.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for putting blood on my cars bumpers.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "Well, I was told not to brake for animals on my test. So I had to chase you over the fields to hit you after I missed you before."

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking I have time to save him.

[sup]Here's a bandage and an eggcup to put your brains in.
ZING![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for forgetting that I got him drunk and made him tell me the location of the treasure.

[sup]Sas 1, Goat 0.[/sup]

 

[blankedboy]

...he didn't post right. THE GUY ABOVE ME IS A TROLL BECAUSE FOR FORGETTING THAT I GOT HIM DRUNK AND MADE HIM TELL ME THE LOCATION OF THE TREASURE? THAT MAKES NO SENSE

 

[ottenni]

...for eating my sandwich!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For still eating the same sandwich.
[sup]Why don't you ever eat a planet?[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For not chewing on a planet yourself.

 

[Neonbob]

...for cutting my hair with hedge trimmers!

 

[Lambi]

For leaving the dishes in the sink to attract dirt.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not letting me continue the game after my last life.

 

[Lambi]

For losing the game.