The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for being ninja'd while Chinchy was ninja'd.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for swan-diving off the tongues of crippled giants.

 

[Lambi]

For eating cheese while skating backwards on thin ice.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For disliking cheese.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for having an opinion that is different to my own.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For disagreeing with me and therefor being wrong!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being a small man full of jelly.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being the reason for the internets problems.

 

[Lambi]

For liking jelly made in dishwashers.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For the Omnidimensional Empire!