The haiku thread

[friboy2791]

Don't dillydally,
just go and molest that dog,
an awkward haiku.

Fraught DUDE what the shit
bestiality is gross
molestation too

 

[friboy2791]

I just lost the game
You probably pissed at me
bring on the hate mail

 

[Siuki]

These are always fun
I don't really get them though
Count with your fingers

On the Escapist
At the bottom of the screen
Starcraft trilogy?

 

[friboy2791]

guys don't quit on me
let us bring this thread up to
100 replies

 

[Sensei Le Roof]

[
is not that dire.
Socioeconomics
might be your downfall

do you have some more
words with seven syllables?
I can't think of them

You want a long word?
Antidisestablishment-
arianism

Want to play a game?
Just look in this thread for people
who mention refrigerators.

Also note that I am
absolutely terrible at writing haiku
so sadly, I am lost.

A three-line poem
First and third, five syllables
Middle one, seven
(A bonus: add two sevens
And presto! It's a tanka)