The Horatio Game

[Tuddle]

Looks like it's *sunglasses* No-Chan for you!


(What I felt like after saying that)> http://ingresstech.com/~bernard/instantCSI/ <


Man died from lack of sleep.

 

[Ren3004]

He must have been... *sunglasses*... dead tired.


A man is killed after kill-stealing.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

What comes around *sunglasses.* Goes around.

A man was killed by batman.

 

[Broken Orange]

It is going to be a...*puts on sunglasses*...Dark Knight for the baster who did this when i catch them.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Looks like you *sunglasses* forgot to write.

A man was killed by his coat.

 

[Tuddle]

I hope the *sunglasses* blood stains come out.


A man wakes up dead.

 

[Broken Orange]

Someone woke up...*puts on sunglasses*...on the wrong side of the bed.

Man gets mauled by a wild animal while on a camping trip.

 

[Sleekgiant]

Looks like he *sunglasses* was for dinner

A man doesn't die immediately, he dies later on the crapper

 

[Tuddle]

One of Elvis's *sunglasses* Die Hard Fans.

http://ingresstech.com/~bernard/instantCSI/

Man dies from a spawn kill.

 

[Ren3004]

Looks like he was born... *sunglasses*... to die.


A man dies when his wife trips on the stairs and falls on top of him.

 

[Tuddle]

I heard of throwing knifes but not *sunglasses* throwing wives.



A man dies after laughing at some other guys death.

 

[Terry576]

Looks like the other guy *sunglasses* got the last laugh.

A man died in his sleep.

 

[Tuddle]

Sweet Dreams *sunglasses* Are Made Of These.


Man dies from a Tornado.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Looks like he *sunglasses* was blown away.

Man killed by elevator.

 

[CounterAttack]

So much for living it up... *sunglasses* when he was going down.

Girl found murdered in a soup kitchen.

 

[Tuddle]

Oh...Waiter *sunglasses* there is a dead body in my soup.


Man was killed by a Marching Band.

 

[dalek sec]

Looks like he *puts on sunglasses* won't go marching in.

Horatio, a man was eaten by a shark!

 

[UnusualStranger]

Sounds like he doesn't like *puts on sunglasses* walks on the beach.

A woman was killed while reading a book.

 

[Tuddle]

And the killer was never caught *puts on sunglasses* The End.



Man died from falling off a chair.

 

[CINN4M0N]

That's why the teacher always said *sunglasses* four on the floor.

It looks like someone might've left the cage open on purpose...