The MOST DRUNK I/You got was...

[Akytalusia]

i was around someone who claimed to black out when they got drunk and never remembered anything. they said this happened consistently, every time. i had heard that this was/is an established phenomenon, but i couldn't/can't imagine it. i never/don't believed/believe it. so i set out to experience this level of drunkenness, and consumed way more than usual. the only effect that came of it was paralysis. before i fell unconscious i was lying on the bed, unable to move, but still as fully conscious of my actions as ever.
i stand firm in my belief that intoxication merely removes our inhibitions and reveals the parts of us we normally hide.
i never have and never will believe that it makes anyone do anything they would never consider on some level.

 

[GrimTuesday]

I don't drink often, but when I do I don't get smashed, simply because of the amount of alcohol that it takes to actually get me well and truly drunk. Last time I was drinking I drank like 12 shots of whiskey(three shots of jack, and 9 shots of Fireball, though I don't think they were actual shots, we weren't using shot glasses), three bottles of Smirnoff (the flavored crap), three ciders, and a couple of mixed drinks. All that did was give me a slight buzz. If it did anything, it just made me a little more cheerful, but I would liken the feeling to being mildly sleep deprived, though I couldn't sleep, which is weird considering alcohol supposedly makes people sleepy.

 

[Greg White]

Blacked out once and woke up on my couch facing a trash can.

I usually have enough sense to not get that wasted, but that night was my youngest sister's wedding.

A year in Korea and 2 years at Bragg will teach you your limits the hard way.

 

[JoesshittyOs]

The first bigger time I got drunk was off of Captain Morgan. Unlike your story, I did throw up after a while which was definitely a good thing. Couldn't walk for a long while, never been able to drink Captain Morgan again.

 

[nomzy]

I was at a friends place and I threw up in every room and all the hallways.
I think I drank about a half bottle of green label, a few shots of vodka and a few bottles of beer.
I'm a really cheap drunk too.
It's worse when I'm in public though, I yell at random people and ask them silly questions.. I also attempt to do drunken parkour and invariably end up headbutting my friends or something. I left a dent in an IKEA sign once because a friend went up and headbutted it then I thought it'd be a good idea to do the same, it actually didn't hurt at all

 

[Glongpre]

I passed out at a field party about 1 inch from the tent that was set up, and then proceeded to be destroyed by mosquitoes. Also, I went to my friends bday party in the forest and almost walked into the bonfire.

So now I don't drink. Also it tastes like shit.

 

[ShipofFools]

I had just broken up with a horrible woman, and went out with a good buddy to get over everything. We got drunker and drunker, stumbling from bar to bar until it was closing time.
So off course we walked by her house, next to the church. I wanted to throw in some windows, but my friend had a better idea, he broke into her shed and pooped.
You read that right, my dear Escapists, he pooped in my ex's shed.
Only it wasn't her shed.
We were so drunk neither of us realised we were breaking into a church building, where the little kiddies get their sunday school. In a few hours, actually, it was that late/early.

When I woke up (Thank the gods it was in my own bed) and the previous night came back to me, I realised what had happened.
I never told my friend that he shat in a sunday school. Would you?
He always tells the story the way he remembers it, and then I take the person he told the story to aside and tell what really happened.

This has been going on for FOUR YEARS now, it is still... very... hillarious!

***
Another time was when we all went to the beach to get wasted, stoned, whatever. When the high tide came in, we were a little bit on the high side ourselves, and watched with horror as our stuff was washed away, and the patch of beach we sat on was turning into a fast shrinking island. We had to swim back to the shore, completly out of our minds.

I'm still surprised nobody died that day.

 

[Amaror]

Well fittingly it was at my 18th birthday. (To americans: that when you're allowed to drink everything in europe).
I was pretty accustomed to drinking by then, so that wasn't the problem. The problem was that it was the first time that i threw a party with more people than just my close friends and i wasn't prepared to deal with such a large amount of people.
Two of my friends got in a serious fight, one of my friends lost his newly bought handy. I felt responsible for it all, because it was my party, so i drank. And then i drank a little more. And a little more, only this time i was too drunk to properly mix vodka and cola together. After the party ended, my last recollection is that hurled into the toilet. Then i woke up the next morning in my bed. So yeah, fun night.

 

[StormShaun]

Hello all, I'm 18 and a newcomer to drinking.
I do not have much experience in the field but I do have one little thing.

It all began when I was annoyed at the world for being ... annoying I guess.
So I picked up a pretty big bottle of Cider at a Bottle Shop in a shopping mall.
Later that day, I drank the whole thing and even though I had dinner I forgot that the drink contained 6% alcohol.

As I said, I'm new to this.
Half and hour later, my vision lagged and I could only stagger across my room.
I hit multiple objects, including a door.

Pretty much in the end I just sat down in my chair watching anime until the effect wore off.

Though I do have to admit ... it was kinda fun.

 

[Madman123456]

I was 15 when our class was done with our equivalent of high school. I got my first real taste of alcohol and proceeded to kill an entire bottle (0.7 liters) of Bacardi rum.
Last thing i heard was before waking up elsewhere was "man he's heavy!".

That was, ironically, a rather sobering experience. Since then, i drank alcohol only for medicinal reasons; whenever i got a particularly nasty cold i'd make me some grog or something.
Sometimes i'd buy a bottle of the cheapest booze and use it to clean stuff. If i kept it to drink it would probably last me a few years or so...

 

[anthony87]

Well there was the time I drank an entire bottle of whiskey to myself at a friends house party and ended up babbling total nonsense for around 20 minutes while I puked in the flowers outside, then passed out. Thankfully a friend got a recording of said nonsense, was pretty funny to hear the next day.

Then there was the time I ended up drinking way too much cider and strawberry beer. Vomited on a girl I was in the back of the taxi with. Not so fun.

Then there was the time I drank so much that I feel asleep in the toilet of the bar we were in for an unknown amount of time. Got woken up by a bouncer who thought I was doing drugs so I tried to leave but couldn't remember the layout of the place because I was so wasted. I was wandering around trying to find the exit with my cheeks bulging out because of the vomit I was holding back. Eventually found the exit, went around the corner and let the vomit out, then fell asleep under a nearby bridge.

Ah....memories.

 

[Miyenne]

I only got fall over drunk once.

I think I was 17. My sister, best friend who was back visiting (she'd move to the US a few years before) and I went to a friends house for a party; he was 18 and legal. A bunch of our friends were there. We all drank and partied as we normally did, but my best friend had to be cool. So she kept drinking. I kept up with her.

We watched the Matrix, I remember, as it was just out on dvd. She and I fell asleep on the couch together.

A few hours later I remember waking up to something big and heavy on top of me.

Our friend, the host, was trying to make out with my friend who was asleep, he was on top of both of us.

I don't recall what happened after that, but I know we went home. We may have walked, or called my parents. I can't recall.

And I spent the next six hours puking into the toilet with my friend making fun of me; she'd drank way more but never got sick.

That hangover was just the worst. Never drank to excess again.

 

[xshadowscreamx]

i have never drunk to the point of drunkenness, i have phobia of throwing up. so i know its not worth it the next day.

 

[someonehairy-ish]

Oh man. I don't know when I've been the *most* drunk. That time I got smashed on my 18th and sorta dumped my girlfriend of two years? Or the birthday after that, where I was completely gone before we even got to any clubs, two of my friends got arrested, and noone can remember where we actually ended up visiting? Or that time I got through the litre of vodka playing drinking games with my flatmates? Or...

I have a problem.

 

[Wolf In A Bear Suit]

I started drinking a few months back and have been drunk a few times. One time I got in a dance battle with a friend of mine, and utterly destroyed her. Another time, I was outside and began singing to the moon.

 

[blackflare]

The worst i have ever been was during my 18th party. It was my first time experimenting with alcohol and honestly i don't remember much of it but i do remember waking up on my porch with a severe lack of clothing covering my skin.It was a weird night which i haven't repeated since.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I had a fresh Christmas cake my mom made. We had some... thing fermenting in a dark corner of the house for years, and by the time she made this cake it was strong enough to make you dizzy from a slice. Because I had it when it was really fresh the effect was magnified by quite a bit and I spent the rest of the day feeling lightheaded, annoyed, and had trouble doing anything requiring fine motor skills.
That counts, right?

 

[Klumpfot]

In my social circle, doing something embarrassing while drunk is called 'doing a Klumpfot'.

Once, I drank a whole bottle of terrible vodka, some grogs and some beers. Upon deciding to relieve myself of said inebriants, and after going 4 meters into a forest to initiate said procedure, I couldn't find the way out. Then I fell, couldn't for the life of me figure out which direction was 'up', and decided to fall asleep instead. Upon waking up a few hours later, I discovered that I'd blacked out with my left leg in an ant hive. So many ant bites.

Jolly good fun!

 

[Angie7F]

Um, every weekend in Roppongi between the aged 18 to 24?
Fortunately I have never passed out or lost consciousness but lack of memory and hang overs were a daily problem.

In the end, i just tired of partying and if there is no party there is no reason for me to get drunk.
So, I havent gotten drunk in the last few years.