The most emberassing thing you've done?

[Alordo]

When I was in sixth grade, I passed gas in class. Unfortunately, the chair I was on had a hollow area where you would store your books underneath. So it was amplified A LOT. Couldn't even blame anyone else. Yeah, that was quite embarrassing.

Was talking about a friend of mine's frequent changing of girlfriends with my best friend. Right in front of his current girlfriend.

 

[shrekfan246]

Got naked around a bonfire while smoking cigars...

On demand.

I also had someone else shave the bush off of my lower region. Why you ask? Well because I was naked and smoking a cigar around other naked cigar smoking men, so it couldn't really get any more awkward if I tried. Apparently I had a big bush and they had the desire to shave it as a team, so oh well.

It can always get more awkward. Especially in a situation like that.

OT again: Well, considering the turn a lot of these posts have taken, I guess one thing that I consider embarrassing is the few times I've discussed porn with my currently-ex girlfriend. Dunno what it is, despite everything I've done with her I still get very bashful around her.

 

[gritch]

Way back in middle school, right in the middle of a teacher's lecture I had a rather noisy case of... flatulence shall we say. It was loud enough the teacher actually stopped mid sentence and the person sitting next to me took the moment of silence as the perfect opportunity to physically shift his chair further from me.

I can still hear the sound of the chair sliding further away. I can still feel everyone's eyes staring at me. Longest few seconds ever...

 

[WaysideMaze]

So much drunk stuff that I don't even bother to be embarassed by it anymore. I know full well I'm a mess when drunk and do stupid stuff, if I was to be embarassed for every drunk stunt I've pulled my face would be perpetually red.

I remember at school once, when I was about 12 or 13, we were asked to write a fake, weird, newspaper story for our english class. I jokingly said to one of my friends that I was going to write one with the headline 'my twin sister was born pregnant because of me.' He told someone else. And slowly it worked it's way towards the front of the room, and I could see everyones head one by one turning to face me, when eventually the teacher called me to the front and told me that it was inappropriate. I was quite shy back then as well, so I was quite embarassed by that.

 

[lord Claincy Ffnord]

Hmmm, either a couple of years ago now when I made some joke (in front of him) relating to a friend and his girlfriend, only to discover that they'd broken up a couple of weeks ago and nobody had thought to mention it to me.

Other than that when I was around 6 (I think) I ended up hiding under a table at a party rather than interacting with people. (Never liked parties)

 

[Rusman]

Ok embarrassing and funny as hell.

Went to a mates party a year or so back, the theme was pretty princesses for the royal wedding. Me and my friends spent the day finding lovely dresses to wear for the evening, got myself a nice magenta number, skinny cocktail dress type thing, was beautiful.

Anywho, party goes great I pass out on the guys sofa and is rudely awaken by some jerk who didn't know who I was kicking me out, suffice to say I leave, in my dress (with a waist length jacket over the top) and walk the 20 minutes to my flat at 7 in the morning through a reasonably busy town centre. Get to my flat. No key. I have to do the whole trip again.

By the way, I'm a guy. Yeah... got some interesting looks.

 

[floppylobster]

Passed out after a night of drinking vodka. Not so embarrassing, but -

(a) Didn't end up getting anywhere near the girl I was having a good time with that night because (b) I had gone off to do take a piss in a nearby car park. (c) I passed out, but when I woke realized I was still too drunk to do much I caught a taxi back to a friend's house where (d) another girl was staying there who idolized me from a few brief appearances I had made on TV a year earlier. And, (e) the next morning when I woke I discovered I had also tried to do a shit in the car park and (f) I had not finished doing that shit and it was smeared up the back of my jeans. (g) I was beyond hung over and didn't notice what had happened until I tried to take a shower midway through the morning.

I had to shower in my clothes and I have never forgot sitting out in their garden in a towel realizing everyone had noticed but weren't saying anything to be polite. How far I had sunk.

 

[Dreiko_v1legacy]

Drank a pint of Guinness while lying down that had been poured down a standing naked guys back, pouring down through his buttarks to land on my face.

I've also locked myself out of my building whilst naked.

Ahhh, good times.

Edit: Oh also, PM the URL OP?

if you want it that bad PM me

Hmm, sounds fair.


Oh and what would one have to do to get that URL btw? :3

 

[Powereaver]

I used to walk into a music store in the middle of the city.. and being the usual teen boy... find the album samplers and put the headphones on and sing along not realising EVERYONE in the store complex could hear me... (especially embarassing when youre listening to the Backstreet Boys and Britney Spears as a 14 year old guy )

 

[IamQ]

I also crapped myself when I was mowing the lawn once... good thing I was at home and nobody was around.

I can assume it was a case of

Spoiler

If not, are you just bad at controlling your stomach?

OT: Hmm, well I have a habit of never getting caught. I can tell you about a close call though. Back a few years ago, I had a habit (And still kind of do) of walking around naked in the house when nobody was home. So one day came, and for a few hours, I was alone. So I proceeded to undress myself and do really mundane things which seem way more exciting when naked. After maybe half an hour, 45 minutes, I call that a day, go back to my room to get clothed. Afterwards when I went to the living room though, I saw my sister watching tv. Turns out that she had been home the whole time in her bedroom. I can only imagine the scenario if she had gotten out of her room sooner.

The scary thing with this is that this isn't the first time that I didn't know that somebody else was home. Either I'm really lucky, or god really likes what I'm packin'.


Also OP, take this as you will, but is it too much to ask for a PM of your blog? I've never heard of what you're doing before. Then again, I'm not usually a blog person.

 

[TakeyB0y2]

One of my friends has a habit of posting links to the furry porn she draws to her facebook account when she uploads them to furaffinity. Oh, and she ALWAYS makes sure there's an accompanying thumbnail.

Sooooo I left Facebook open and stepped away from the computer. Cue my parents coming into the office room with their friends so they can show them something on youtube and the first thing they see when they turn the screensaver off is my FB home filled with her porn.

Explaining it wasn't pleasant, especially considering she's someone they actually know and comes over to our house a lot.

 

[DugMachine]

I also crapped myself when I was mowing the lawn once... good thing I was at home and nobody was around.

I can assume it was a case of

Spoiler

If not, are you just bad at controlling your stomach?

Haha no. It felt like a fart coming on so I just let it rip and... well you know the rest.

 

[Delsana]

Got naked around a bonfire while smoking cigars...

On demand.

I also had someone else shave the bush off of my lower region. Why you ask? Well because I was naked and smoking a cigar around other naked cigar smoking men, so it couldn't really get any more awkward if I tried. Apparently I had a big bush and they had the desire to shave it as a team, so oh well.

It can always get more awkward. Especially in a situation like that.

OT again: Well, considering the turn a lot of these posts have taken, I guess one thing that I consider embarrassing is the few times I've discussed porn with my currently-ex girlfriend. Dunno what it is, despite everything I've done with her I still get very bashful around her.

Well, we all got up and stood up to pee on the bonfire, not to put it out just for the hell of it. At this point my giant bush was revealed and they had the desire to shave it. But to be honest, it was a fun night... never had a good time like that for a long time now.

 

[Ruedyn]

I once had a pink mohawk. No pics unfortunately.

Another time I once *accidently kung-fu kicked a girl I had a crush on. Don't ask about the events leading up to that moment, I don't really remember.

 

[Wrann]

Once I was at a Dennys with my dad, and during breakfast I stand up to go to the bathroom. Well the second I take a step my shorts just drop for no reason. Pulled them back up and just kept going. when I got back the few tables that saw were still giggling.

 

[mrhappy1489]

When I was in grade 6, our school was fixing the toilets, which meant we had to walk all the way across to the other side of the school to use the toilet. After numerous close calls, I wet my pants in front of ninety or so people trying to get to the toilet, needless to say I was mortified.

 

[Superior Mind]

I can only recall embarrassing memories late at night when I'm trying to sleep.

 

[SirNerd]

Well... I've walked into a glass door before.

Wonderful selling point for Windex.

Dude, i SHATTERED a $3000 tempered glass door in a public library with about 3000 students near me.

 

[Quantum Star]

No one was around to witness this, but I think it would count none the less. One time I was brushing my teeth, and I was just so incredibly tired, I turned away from the sink and spat out a big glob of spit and toothpaste. My consciousness came back to me the moment I did this, and in that moment, I reached out with my hand and caught the second-hand blob of toothpaste before it landed on the ground. I've never felt so stupid in my life.

 

[inutaisho7996]

Well... I've walked into a glass door before.

Wonderful selling point for Windex.

I once ran into one so hard that it came of its track and broke.