The most extreme thing you've ever done

[razor343]

I slid down what everyone affectionately calls the 'Death Slide' when I was about 10. During the winter the death slide turns into an almost completely vertical icy hill with a short ramp at the bottom. It also happens to point RIGHT at a shop wall. Oddly enough, the safest way to get down the Death Slide would be to slide on your ass, use anything else and you're almost bound to get launched into the shop. I've seen it happen, not a nice sight.

 

[oddball250]

went diving with sharks

 

[krection]

I played with fire in a forest and accidentally killed Bambi's mother. Also I cut myself making cookies once.....LIKE A BOSS!

 

[NoOne852]

I once was in an axe yard and decided to jump on a branch that was resting about two feet off the ground and for whatever reason decided to keep jumping on it until it snapped. When it didn't I jumped off and realized the amount of sharp objects laying on the ground and I was standing on virtually the only spot of ground near it with nothing potentially dangerous. The amount of stupidity I feel afterward was so vast I could not help but laugh and walk away... Which probably made the situation seem even stupider now that I think about it...

OH! I also broke my toe while sumo wrestling my senior year of high school and then had to walk on it for another 5 hours. Not sure if that is extreme or not.

 

[Nyaoku]

I won a 3vs1 fight at school. Broke one guy's leg and the other pulled a knife...

 

[Baby Eater]

One time there was some grass with a sign saying "Do not step on."

I stepped the FUCK on that grass!

Then one time I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast. WITHOUT ANY MILK.

 

[Insanity72]

I decided to jump out of the window, the room was on the first floor and I did hurt myself.

How do you hurt yourself jumping out of a first floor window? The drop is what, 4 feet? LMAO

Most extreme thing I ever did. Well, that would have to be auctioning off my virginity in high school.

sigh....he's already described this to someone else, in some places the 1st floor is not the ground floor, so he jumped from what you would call the second floor, so aprox 20ft drop

 

[A random person]

I sat on the back of a moving car and fell off. Somehow I wasn't injured, though I bounced on my head in a backflip and immediately swore never to do it again.

 

[requisitename]

Got fucked up on acid and cocaine and climbed up on a traffic light pole to better see the stars. It was great fun until the cops arrived.

Got drunk off my ass and climbed the ladder up onto a municipal water tower.. this was before there were fences around every damned thing like there are now.. Also fun times until I had to be rescued by the fire department because I'm ascared of heights and couldn't come back down.

Rode a mountain bike down an oak tree. Thank you Jägermeister.

Went to prison after violating the terms of my probation on a destruction of government property charge.

Spray painted on a cop car. In front of the police station.

Ah, good times, good times. And people wonder why I don't do drugs at all or drink much anymore.

 

[Tiger Sora]

Picked a fight with a bigger man and won.
Welded without a mask once.
Jumped down a 50m hill and didn't hurt myself.
Disco danced in front of a whole group of people. They were mystified and confused.

This was all in high school. Was such a rebel, don't get out to much now a days.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I am a unicorn breeder...

 

[Duck Sandwich]

Worked out at the gym and finished off with a set of squats until I got dizzy and the colour left my face, as if most of the blood flow going to my brain redirected itself to my leg muscles instead.

Later that day, I did some Jiu Jitsu training.

 

[Dango]

I, er...

I drove an ATV once, Xtreeeeeeme.

 

[Crazy]

I can tell you my guards are quite the roleplayers, along with my maids. Anything else?

 

[Idlemessiah]

Once I cooked bacon without a shirt on

You daredevil. I once had bacon explode at me, that was fun.

On a slightly less awesome note, I've spent a combined time of 28 hours over the past 2 years under the tattoo gun.

I was also pretty good with the old Parkour when I was 16, the only thing was we didn't have multi-storey car parks and malls to run around, so it was running up and jumping beween single storey flat buildings.

 

[CrashBang]

I punched a guy to the ground in a mosh pit because he was two-stepping.

And one time I brushed my teeth then immediately drank orange juice.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I skateboarded for a while to impress a girl.

She was the first pair of breasts I ever did see.

Thank you Tony Hawk.

 

[Gralian]

I, uh... i once ate rotten ham. I was making a bagel and looked around the fridge for ham, but of course since everything is wrapped in foil there's no expiry date and you don't know how long it's been in there for. It smelled funky, but i thought that it had just been sat exposed by some coleslaw since it had that same bizarre tangy taste / smell to it. However it was also a bit green and covered in slime. When i finally clocked that something might be wrong i had finished making the bagel and thought 'oh screw it, i can't be arsed to make another and this is the last bagel i have left'. I ate it and paid the price for it later. But hey, all be it from me to kick up a fuss about expiry dates!

 

[AngloDoom]

Punched a lion in the face for looking at my woman, then went home and had sex with her and a mako shark on top of a bed of nails in a burning building made from guns that I built myself using a grenade to nail each gun in place. The nails were made from my own hardened bone marrow, regrown after a series of months, extracted using only a bendy-straw and patience.

Then I went home and opened a newly-closed fridge with the same amount of effort as I did to originally open it and took out a jar of jalapeños and ate the glass jar, washing it down with the chillies and cider I made out of extremely sour lemons that I made using only a bendy-straw and patience.

 

[deserteagleeye]

I put a jelly baby on a plate, then put both in the microwave. After half a minute of microwaving the jelly baby had melted and stuck to the plate. Me being 8 and incredibly stupid tried to get it off, with small hammer. The plate smashed and cut my foot, I still have the scars.

I'm not sure if that's extreme or just incredibly stupid.

I did something similar to that. I once tried to melt a jolly rancher in the microwave on a paper plate. Peeled it off with some of the paper sticking to it still. I took a bite and I swear I twitched like crazy from the taste. Disgusting as hell. I was 8.