I'd give everyone still on my facebook list 50 million dollars. I don't like all of them that much, but it would be sweet revenge on all the people who have unfriended me over the years or never added me. It would make the paper. They would know. Oh, was I too annoying? Did I like and comment on too many of your statuses? Did I share too many videos and songs? Was it that hard to be my "friend?"