The most frivolous thing you can do with $100 billion

[Rumpsteak]

Step 1: Invest it all in to gold
Step 2: Melt down all the gold
Step 3: Recast the gold in to one giant bar
Step 4: Challenge the worlds best thieves to steal it

 

[Laser Priest]

I'd build an armory in my house.

Any weapons I please, medieval armor, modern military gear, Stormtrooper armor because why the hell not.

Then I'd have it all placed inside a vault with absurd amounts of security.

 

[Lt._nefarious]

I'd buy sex from every working actress and hold the BEST ORGY KNOWN TO MAN! and then I'd take what ever was left and irritate the homeless man who lives down the street by shackling him to a fence and putting the key and 1million pound just out of reach...

 

[GonzoGamer]

I would buy a castle in the UK just so people would have to refer to my wife as "the baroness."
That probably only sounds badass to those of us who grew up watching GI Joe.

 

[AnarchistFish]

Convert it into Euros

 

[BlackStar42]

I'd buy a giant laser and use it to carve "Fuck off, France" on the moon.

 

[Evil Top Hat]

Frivilous? Buy multiple copies of every Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokemon and Magic: The Gathering card that has ever existed.

 

[theonlyblaze2]

Move Mount Everest six feet to the left.

 

[Zeren]

I think that I would buy some land in a desert and build an underground base protected by military hardware. People would always wonder what was down there. I would never tell them that it's where I store my porn.

 

[Chairman Miaow]

Definitely buy cars to crush with the monster truck armada you bought.

 

[Serge A. Storms]

Take it to a land where it is not illegal to do so and rebuild the LSD trade.

 

[AnarchistFish]

Convert it into Euros

Clearly you haven't noticed that the Euro is in a bit of trouble right now

That was the joke...

 

[Doctor Infinity]

I would buy Greece and force all who live there to return to the glory days of togas, pedophilia, and naked wrestling.

 

[NightHawk21]

My I would establish a permanent colony and robot factory on Mars, and then sneak attack the two people fighting over the moon.

Buy an island and some insane scientist, make all female dinosaurs using frog DNA, charge people exuberant prices to see them.

The dinosaurs I mean, not the insane scientist, they cost extra.

I would like to offer my service as an insane scientist. My price is 1 billion a year, and precisely 3 mangos, 4 bananas, and a single pinapple (not negotiable). Also I want my laboratory to be covered in pokadots that are crimson (not red, nor magenta, CRIMSON), and all the windows must be perfectly square on only facing the northern part of the island.

 

[NightHawk21]

I would buy Greece and force all who live there to return to the glory days of togas, pedophilia, and naked wrestling.

See I was thinking that too, but then what will you do with the other 99 billion, 999 million, 999 thousand, 995 dollars?

Sorry couldn't resist.

 

[malestrithe]

Well after investing in a way that a billion dollars a year would be interest, I'd fund a few dream projects:

Rob Zombie's Home Alone
Tim Burton's Plan 9 from Outer Space.
Chris Nolan's Green Arrow
Kevin Smith's Rear Window.
Guillermo Del Toro Invasion of the Body Snatcher's.

For no other reason than I want to see them.

Also, I'd invest in the Asylum so they can have 300,000 a movie for one year. Not too much because part of the charm of Asylum is how cheap they make movies.

After that, I would get into a deal with the Mouse to pay for a final half season of all their Marvel animation series since they bought Marvel.

Then I would go to Pepsi and pay them however much it would take for them to make a limited edition run of Crystal Pepsi.

 

[Olas]

I'd give everyone in the world 14 dollars and 29 cents.

Except [a href="http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view"]this guy[/a]. They're a real jerk.