But the Wii is perfect for chopping off limbs, just look at what I wrote above this. It can be so awesome...*sighs*FreelanceButler said:I think the Wii's okay as it is. I don't use online stuff that much and the graphics don't bother me.
And if I get the urge to start chopping limbs off, I have a PS3.
That was never a nintendo thing, that was sonyEmileeElectro said:Bring back Eye Toy ):
You realise a better output would just make games look worse save for the ones where the developers put some real effort in?TheGreenManalishi said:HD games and at least Dolby 5.1 in games. My god, even PS2 had proper sounding games.
It's hardly a gimmick when it was the centrepiece of the console, was it? If anything the SIXAXIS is more of a gimmick.BolognaBaloney said:Less gimmicky controls
MadWorld, House of The Dead: Overkill, Red Steel, Obscure (garbage, but it's still not a title for children), Manhunt 2 (same thing), Resident Evil 4 Wii, and No More Heroes off the top of my head, and up and coming would be:Hot said:What? Is it really that much to ask of Wii Game Developers for me to be able to enjoy anyway half decent games that are not platform Mario games designed for children? I think it is an inescapable conclusion that there are very few games that are available for the Wii that show any intent to appeal to a older audience (apart from MadWorld, admittedly). I used to be a nintendo fan boy, but I grew tired of the mario/link monopoly that nintendo extends over the Wii. Is it entirely unreasonable for me to wish for a Wii 2 that has a number of more "serious" games to play?Tehpwnsauce said:Judging by the level of maturity shown in your post you will be unable to buy said games.Hot said:games rated 12+ and above.
It's just that I've done the mariokart bit for the last 20 years and surprisingly going around rainbow road with Luigi and the crew shouting WaHOO! every 5 seconds has started to grate on me. Call me cynical or whatever.
So yeah, I would like to buy a Nintendo product that isn't absolutely devoid of any sense of gravitas. The sense of nostalgia is now sickeningly saccharine and I would like to wish possibly, just possibly for a new experience from Nintendo. But yeah what do I know I'm an eleven year old kid or something apparently.
P.S. The answer to this post btw isn't "don't buy a Wii then". I want a Wii 2 that is better.
What? Is it really that much to ask of Wii Game Developers for me to be able to enjoy anyway half decent games that are not platform Mario games designed for children? I think it is an inescapable conclusion that there are very few games that are available for the Wii that show any intent to appeal to a older audience (apart from MadWorld, admittedly). I used to be a nintendo fan boy, but I grew tired of the mario/link monopoly that nintendo extends over the Wii. Is it entirely unreasonable for me to wish for a Wii 2 that has a number of more "serious" games to play?Tehpwnsauce said:Judging by the level of maturity shown in your post you will be unable to buy said games.Hot said:games rated 12+ and above.
Oh yeah... I remember it in my PlayStation quiz book thing..BolognaBaloney said:That was never a nintendo thing, that was sonyEmileeElectro said:Bring back Eye Toy ):
Yeah... that one hover-board race type thing was a loooot of fun.EmileeElectro said:Oh yeah... I remember it in my PlayStation quiz book thing..BolognaBaloney said:That was never a nintendo thing, that was sonyEmileeElectro said:Bring back Eye Toy ):
Both consoles are similar though. Man, I miss my eye toy.
I doff my hat to thee sir. That was win of epic proportion.Tehpwnsauce said:Judging by the level of maturity shown in your post you will be unable to buy said games.Hot said:games rated 12+ and above.
In short you were unable to come up with a witty reply and have used the ineffective technique of trying to bury this fact with a large amount of text.Hot said:What? Is it really that much to ask of Wii Game Developers for me to be able to enjoy anyway half decent games that are not platform Mario games designed for children? I think it is an inescapable conclusion that there are very few games that are available for the Wii that show any intent to appeal to a older audience (apart from MadWorld, admittedly). I used to be a nintendo fan boy, but I grew tired of the mario/link monopoly that nintendo extends over the Wii. Is it entirely unreasonable for me to wish for a Wii 2 that has a number of more "serious" games to play?Tehpwnsauce said:Judging by the level of maturity shown in your post you will be unable to buy said games.Hot said:games rated 12+ and above.
It's just that I've done the mariokart bit for the last 20 years and surprisingly going around rainbow road with Luigi and the crew shouting WaHOO! every 5 seconds has started to grate on me. Call me cynical or whatever. All the adult games available for Wii are Multiplatform games, so in which case Il'd rather play COD:WOW on my PS3, rather than some terrible Wii remote that's akin to playing the FPS on your TV remote.
So yeah, I would like to buy a Nintendo product that isn't absolutely devoid of any sense of gravitas. The sense of nostalgia is now sickeningly saccharine and I would like to wish possibly, just possibly for a new experience from Nintendo. But yeah what do I know I'm an eleven year old kid or something apparently.
P.S. The answer to this post btw isn't "don't buy a Wii then". I want a Wii 2 that is better.
As much as I hate the wii, he's actually got some valid points.Tehpwnsauce said:In short you were unable to come up with a witty reply and have used the ineffective technique of trying to bury this fact with a large amount of text.Hot said:What? Is it really that much to ask of Wii Game Developers for me to be able to enjoy anyway half decent games that are not platform Mario games designed for children? I think it is an inescapable conclusion that there are very few games that are available for the Wii that show any intent to appeal to a older audience (apart from MadWorld, admittedly). I used to be a nintendo fan boy, but I grew tired of the mario/link monopoly that nintendo extends over the Wii. Is it entirely unreasonable for me to wish for a Wii 2 that has a number of more "serious" games to play?Tehpwnsauce said:Judging by the level of maturity shown in your post you will be unable to buy said games.Hot said:games rated 12+ and above.
It's just that I've done the mariokart bit for the last 20 years and surprisingly going around rainbow road with Luigi and the crew shouting WaHOO! every 5 seconds has started to grate on me. Call me cynical or whatever. All the adult games available for Wii are Multiplatform games, so in which case Il'd rather play COD:WOW on my PS3, rather than some terrible Wii remote that's akin to playing the FPS on your TV remote.
So yeah, I would like to buy a Nintendo product that isn't absolutely devoid of any sense of gravitas. The sense of nostalgia is now sickeningly saccharine and I would like to wish possibly, just possibly for a new experience from Nintendo. But yeah what do I know I'm an eleven year old kid or something apparently.
P.S. The answer to this post btw isn't "don't buy a Wii then". I want a Wii 2 that is better.
I'm not trying to be witty. I'm really not a funny person. I'm replying to and clarifying my post, which is a reply to the OP. Go write a webcomic you funny funny man.Tehpwnsauce said:In short you were unable to come up with a witty reply and have used the ineffective technique of trying to bury this fact with a large amount of text.Hot said:Tehpwnsauce said:Judging by the level of maturity shown in your post you will be unable to buy said games.Hot said:games rated 12+ and above.
Even then I would be wary of buying it... Oooor I would sell it and keep the rum and Valhalla for myself.Simriel said:Personally I want it to come with a flaggon of rum, and a stairway to Valhalla.