The Object to your left is now your weapon of choice in the upcoming weapon apocalypse, What is it?

[Apprentice1994]

I actually took off my watch a few minutes before I found this thread, and it's sitting to my left. Yeah, I think I'm screwed. It IS solar-powered, so I guess it'll perform its primary function for a long time, but it isn't very good as a weapon.

 

[Besken]

Mine is Gatorade... hm, if only it was to the right, then I'd get my claymore.

 

[bl4ckh4wk64]

Well, I just finished oiling up my new Sig P226... So I think I'll be okay. I even went all out and bought the Tritium night sights and Fibre optic front sight. Yay!

Spoiler: It is like this, but I'm too lazy to get my camera right now

Oh, and I have one less magazine than in the picture...
And they're the California ones, so only 10 rounds a piece...

 

[NeutralDrow]

My switchcomb?

Spoiler: One of these things.

...I might stand a very, very small chance. Assuming my Manipulation+Subterfuge pool is high enough.

 

[bl4ckh4wk64]

My jacket... I'm boned.

(not to be a dick, but am I the only one who notices the topic says the upcoming "weapon apocalypse"?

Oh no! The weapons we didn't pick will rise up against us!

 

[Thumper17]

A plate, about twelve inches across. From my dinner.

If I have good aim and take a frisby throw, I might take a few down.

 

[Mr Pantomime]

Cheese and Crackers. Its pretty hard, so i guess it depends how i use it.

Also, Rule One of Zombie threads, the OP will always have a suitable weapon.

 

[SD-Fiend]

I'm sitting next to an open window so... I have the very earth itself on my side... aww yeah!

 

[TastySurvivor]

A pink Xbox controller. Hopefully the Apocalypse is caused by a race of feminine aliens that are in need of an archaic (to them) controller for their kids xbox. Otherwise im dead.

 

[Ninjat_126]

A Nerf gun. A Nerf revolver to be exact.

 

[Lightning Faron]

score!!! sock ftw

 

[Dominic Burchnall]

*quick swivel on chair* Twin sai daggers, sorted!

The original object would been a desk drawer, but since I've got a fair few martial arts weapons in my room, I felt a bit cheated.

 

[The_Evermind]

Just as I opened this thread my cat jumped up on my chair so instead of a bike, which I could of at least used to get away, I now have a cat so crazy it needs depression medication. I mean really, what does a cat have to be depressed about?

 

[Sgt.Weirdo]

errr a sheet of paper with my weekly project status... guess i'll papercut the poop outta them zombies...

 

[sumanoskae]

It's the last three threads that asked this question(I couldn't resist)

It's a wonderful towel... I'm invincible

 

[Silkyn]

A spoon, a bowl, a slice of cherry pie and a mug of hot chocolate. one last meal before I die I guess?

 

[Lurklen]

A foot and a half tall copper statue. Feels heavy enough to do some damage, I might just be okay.

 

[sumanoskae]

*quick swivel on chair* Twin sai daggers, sorted!

The original object would been a desk drawer, but since I've got a fair few martial arts weapons in my room, I felt a bit cheated.

I know what you mean, I've got three sharpened steel swords in my room, but why the hell would I stand them next to my PC?

 

[NecroFantasy]

A dustbin with chicken bones in it.

...

Someone save me ;_;