The Object to your left is now your weapon of choice in the upcoming weapon apocalypse, What is it?

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

I have my phone, my itouch, and my AC: Brotherhood jack-in-the-box...

Well I'm most certainly fucked.

 

[Gorobrin]

Let's see here, the object to my left... Anybody have advice on killing with a bed sheet...

 

[band43seat]

oh dont i love this nice stack of katanas to my left, but for kicks, lets see whats on my right. candles, huh

 

[Varrus]

The throttle to my Saitek X52, pretty sure I could stove a zombie's brain in with that.

 

[Ultramatic]

A bottle of whiskey. My body is ready

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

My Buster Sword replica is mounted on the wall next to my computer. HELL YEAH!

 

[Hylke Langhout]

A large camera. Sweetness. Frank West eat your heart out.

 

[Viral_Lola]

A two year old toddler?

 

[nklshaz]

My TV remote. Perhaps hitting the off button would kill something?

 

[Get_A_Grip_]

My girlfriend.

Oh, I am really fucked. Doesn't help that she's terrified of zombies.

 

[Calbeck]

That's...my game CD rack.

>^>

<^<

*flees*

 

[Counterfeit Rook]

A poster of Murphy's Law in glass and metal frame.

HA!

 

[sansamour14]

Famas BB rifle.

Bring it bitches!

 

[game-lover]

There's a lot of things on that side of me but I'm gonna go with my direct left and say a hamper of dirty clothes...

Maybe I can hide in it or something... Kill anything that looks in like a clever trap. I bet I can strangle a person with clothes in the meanwhile or smother them to death.

Unless it's zombies we're dealing with. In that case, I'll have to smash heads to pulps High School of the Dead style whilst hiding off and on.

 

[Josh Horton]

My 20lb solid steel surround sound subwoofer... Good skull smasher I'd say!

 

[Toaster Hunter]

A metal stapler. I could do worse.

 

[health-bar]

A shit-ton of books!!

Just like the last time a thread like this happened!

 

[Canadamus Prime]

A gamecube controller? How screwed am I?

 

[hamsterkilla]

I've got my guitar sitting to the left of me.
So it's a decent bludgeoning weapon but then again I wouldn't want to ruin it so I guess I'll play a lullaby to lull the zombies to sleep...

 

[ZeroMachine]

A bottle of Mike's Hard Cranberry Lemonade.

... Eh, I could do worse.