The olympics. Yay.

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Zealous

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The only sports I care about are e-sports. If the players aren't sitting down and clicking vigorously, I'll pass.
 

Sparrow

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The Escapist down on sports? Well I never!

Yeah, I'm hyped. I buck the geeky trend and actually enjoy sports. The fact that it's in my country this year doesn't bother me that much, although I get that it'll be good for us in more ways than one. I'm more interested in the people running really fast and the gymnasts doing that crazy spinning shit.
 

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And for all of the people who hate the commercialization... yeah it's bad. But it's better than some of the ideals the modern Olympics were founded on.
Plus the whole 'The Nazis invented the modernised Olympic torch procession' thing...
 

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I hate most of the sports in the olympics. I'll watch the opening ceremony and the boxing, where Ireland have a good chance. Next Olympics however there will be rugby sevens which I will be veeeery excited for
 

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I was only 14, but when we had the Olympics here in 2000 it was much the same. The weather report had a little torch symbol on the map in with the clouds and suns to show where it was, and TV/newspapers/media in general simply couldn't shut the fuck up about it. Then it ended, and everyone forgot. OTOH I do like having our tiny population take out a disproportionately high number of medals :)
 

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Sparrow said:
The Escapist down on sports? Well I never!
Seems like most of the posters, much like the British people, aren't down on the sports so much as they are on the over-hyped clusterfuck of an event. Sports are fine, I enjoy sports. I just resent being told every fucking second of every fucking day that I ought to have the worlds biggest boner for the Olympics just by virtue of it being near me, and that I don't care (let alone dare to criticise the games!) there must be something wrong with me.

Despite how hard the media and the advertisers push it, the overwhelming opinion of the public at large seems to be "it hasn't even started yet, and I'm already sick to death of it". To be expected to smile and act like we're having the time of our lives is insulting.
 

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Feel my oodles of patriotic joy. Can you feel the oodles tonight? It's oodley. Even more so than the ood. I've got more joy oodles than an ood in an ood factory where the ood eat sushi and crap oodles. Oh joy. This country's shameful unemployment, severe chav infestation, and general lack of tasty but gloriously unhealthy american food products will all be solved by a load of people running and jumping. Sarcarstic impression of excitement, this one cannot wait for the olympics.

You get the drift. I hate the olympics. More so, I hate the fact that, because the olympics are in london this year, the entire country seems to be trying to force me to be excited.

DISCLAIMER: I know the entire country is not doing this personally. Use some damn common sense, or else I'll have to put a fucking disclaimer on every thing I say.

From my point of view, it's a load of people running and jumping, occasionally using sticks to jump over other sticks or over sand, because as we all know from childhood, THE SAND IS LAVA. Apparantly, it's inspirational, but for what? To become an expert runner and jumper? It's not a health message, because, well, what's more off-putting than trying to excercise and seeing a load of people who are miles better at it, and who probably laugh at your ineptitude with the other demi-gods when they return to mount olympus at the end of yet another day of running and jumping.

DIS-FUCKING-CLAIMER: I do not mean to insult athletes. They work incredibly hard to eventually become contradictions to how fast a human is supposed to go, and I respect that. I just don't know if it's worth such massive international focus. By the way, I also have no problem with feminism, furries, relgions/atheism, fanfiction writers, people who wear wigs, and people who hate bioware. There, I'm pretty sure I'm safe. I think.

The only thing worth watching might be seeing it all go wrong, which seems likely if you've had the massive amounts of exposure to constant updates on how badly the whole operation is going.

The point of the thread: What do you think of the olympics? Looking forward to it? Hate it? Don't care? Planning on sending a wacky robot to win the big race, dohoho, shenanigans?


Now who wants to here a story about a bridge?
 

Charli

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Sorry I have internet dragons to slay. My apathy to the outside world is born of it's apathy towards me. :|
 

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It's one of the few things in existence where nearly the entire world puts aside their beliefs and differences to get together. Something almost unheard of in this heartless world. That right there, is something beautiful. Doesn't matter who you are, that is something to be respected.

I get the whole cynical thing. It's a fun thing to have in place of a personality. Doesn't really bug me when people aren't vocal about how much they don't care about something. But this is really pushing it.
 

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I'm more of a Winter Olympics or X-Games kind of guy. The summer olympics has too many technical disciplines for me to get excited about it. And I had my fill of games like tennis and football. BMX might be cool though.
Sparrow said:
I'm more interested in the people running really fast
I never got the appeal of those disciplines. Yes, they run. That's, well, basically all. One of those technical disciplines that's probably mighty rewarding for yourself but as an onlooker? It's not like I can actually see someone is, say, 0.1's of a second faster than normal until someone actually tells me.

Unlike other racing sports like boardercross or motor sports or something, where there's action and all kinds of crazy shit.
 

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Well, it's gonna be hell to travel round London, and it's made finding a house in the Olympic area really bloody hard.

However, I'm looking forward to the events I'm gonna see, and it's certainly made Stratford one hell of a load nicer.

EDIT: Also, whoever decided on that logo should be ashamed. It makes me laugh every time I look at it.
http://www.itemsofpotentialinterest.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/london2012-lisa1.jpg
I see Lisa Simpson giving head to homer.

OT I hate the Olympics, bloody waste of time and resources. Also DAT LOGO ;-;
 

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I don't really hate them entirely, but living in London and hearing nothing but "OMG OLYMPICS" for the past 7 years since they were announced has gotten stale. Currently however watching the men's Olympic football..Japan just beat Spain.
 

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Susan Arendt said:
But the spirit of the Olympics is one of coming together and competing on a level playing field
...and then being thrown out posting for racist Tweets, or walking out because someone mistakenly introduced you under the flag of a country you hate, or getting sent home for attempting to cheat (honestly, I'm surprised there have only been 9 confirmed drug cheats so far!), or taking the opportunity to score petty revenge points by complaining about how shoddy the English accomodation is, or...
What's your point? That's a handful of people out of thousands of athletes. So because a few people are less than admirable, the entire Games is worthless? I disagree.
 

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Ambivalence. While the spirit and enthusiasm of those who really like sport (and school kids) is heartwarming, the amount of bull surrounding the whole thing has left a sour taste in my mouth.
 

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Susan Arendt said:
SonicWaffle said:
Susan Arendt said:
But the spirit of the Olympics is one of coming together and competing on a level playing field
...and then being thrown out posting for racist Tweets, or walking out because someone mistakenly introduced you under the flag of a country you hate, or getting sent home for attempting to cheat (honestly, I'm surprised there have only been 9 confirmed drug cheats so far!), or taking the opportunity to score petty revenge points by complaining about how shoddy the English accomodation is, or...
What's your point? That's a handful of people out of thousands of athletes. So because a few people are less than admirable, the entire Games is worthless? I disagree.
No, my point is that all the talk of the Games as some noble, boundary-crossing exercise where people of all nations come to compete honestly together is horseshit.

We've had cheaters already, and you can bet your boots there will be more. We've had tension between countries who are supposedly only here in out of a sense of friendly competition, including a walkout after someone confused the flags of the two Koreas. We've had a team steadfastedly coached not to mention the civil war going on in their homeland, presumably under duress. At least half of the news stories centred around the Olympics are about what it's costing the country (a lot), the potential economic benefit to the country (very little), how it will improve the "British brand" (it won't).

It's a political spectacle, and a big game of one-upmanship. Why else is the Argentine leader staying home? Why else is Romney trying to edge in on things, acting as if he were already president and coming for a state visit? Why have we refused entry to the head of the Syrian team? Why was international pressure applied to Saudi Arabia to allow women to compete? The government hasn't even bothered to hide it; they've been open about the fact that Cameron and his cronies see this as just one big networking event, and openly brag about gathering the most world leaders together of any Olympics.

The actual sport is pretty much incidental by this point. If you enjoy the sporting portion of the games, good for you, and I sincerely hope you have fun. That doesn't mean the Olympics is about the sport any more than Batman is about his dead parents; those things are just platforms for things to happen on.
 

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I have the typical British view on the whole affair, I'm simply waiting to see how much of this we fuck up and how hilarious the results are.

The First fuck up is already in:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-18991619

I'll put a fiver on it pissing it down during the opening ceremony and the flame going out.
I'm exactly the same, it's just going to be one big train wreck isnt it...

So far, or soon to come we have:

Showing the South Korean flag instead of the North one

It's going to piss down in the opening ceremony

Said ceremony is taking place to late for a lot of the athletes to even take part in.

Having to draft in 1000's of soldiers because one week before the games we find out we havent got nearly enough security personnel.

And we paid someone £19 MILLION FOR THIS!?!?!?!?!




We shouldnt be allowed to host things, its just humiliating.

I'm all for the Olympics, I think its an amazing thing, i just dont think WE should host it...
Oh god I had forgotten about all that! Lets hope we get another Tottenham riot to spice things up, hopefully with someone stealing that giant blood red helter skelter for scrap metal. It'll be more epic this time as we recently weaponised the area with missiles.

It's that or during the opening Boris Johnson falls into the flame in a gollum like fashion fighting with David Beckham.

Sorry to be all doom and gloom, I'm sure in other countries the olympics is magical, but these are the British Isles and we have a different way of doing things.

 

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Of course as someone who doesn't like sports, I'm apathetic.

But I'm personally more appalled by the corporate hegemony going on in London.

It could be good for local businesses, or rather, it would be if fucking Coca-Cola and McDonalds (companies that REALLY NEED THE ADVERTISING, OBVIOUSLY) weren't laying down minefields around them that explode with on the spot fines into the thousands for trying to capitalise on the occasion.

Y'know, but it's okay if they do it because they're 'sponsors'.

Bollocks.
 

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Is there any part of the Olympics I care about?


Horses being fucking awesome.