The Pickup Artist

[Haru17]

Like Dark Souls; cold and unloving!

Seriously a great joke set up, best comic in weeks!

 

[Something Amyss]

The burn-to-dialogue ratio is near 1:1 Cap'n! She cannae take any more snark!

*Erin's mental engine room explodes*

I have images of Stark-Trek explosions with Link and Kratos leaping...Err, being blown off screen as Marcus Fenix tries to hold it together (looking all grizzled as he does) and NeoDante growls "FUCK YOOOOOU" and the viewscreen.

 

[Something Amyss]

Full of guns?
linear?
With Gamestop-Exclusive content?

Backwards compatible?

Well, I demand backwards compatibility in my women!

 

[Haru17]

Free-roaming?

 

[VanQ]

Casual and consequence free?

 

[The Ditz]

Every is area explorable?
...has a wide range of personalities; including, but not limited to Sean Connery?
comes with peripherals?

 

[xxobot]

Abandoned by the publisher at release?
Padded for length?
Over-hyped and under-developed?
Hated by parents?
Large marketing budget to make up for the many deficiencies?
Repetitive game-play?
Community supported?
Mindless?
A senseless self-parody?
Lies to you in the trailer?
Hides content behind a pay-wall?
Requires unique accessories to use?
A clone of something better?
Drop-in multi-player?
Player driven?
Well reviewed?
Friend recommended?
'Borrowed'?
Dark and foreboding?
Girlfriend approved?

 

[Skatologist]

Personal preferences:

borrowed from a friend?

fun for the whole family?

includes a good narrative?

makes me feel bad about myself?

very easy?

hidden gem?

 

[MrHide-Patten]

I like my women like I like my games, full of white dudes in their mid thirties... wait no, thats the exact oppsite of what I LIKE!

...Full of blood and gore?

 

[reverse_rpm]

Good thing this punchline wasn't delivered by a guy.
We'd be snarkling in the comments, trying to find the best release date joke =,)).

 

[Caiphus]

Young and with daddy issues?

Wait... I don't think I'm doing it right.

 

[Piorn]

Truly the joke that keeps on giving.
Love it!

 

[GiantRedButton]

Rated T for Teen.

ems pretty harmless

Hopefully not:
With a bunch of screaming 13 year olds

 

[Grahav]

The more time goes on, the more she shows herself to be a sad, bitter person who needs to bring down others for attempting to achieve greater success.

So she's perfect for the video game industry!

*zing*

Well, she is already acting like a perfect white knight saving women from men who want to *gasp* have sex with them.

 

[mind-screwed]

tested for bugs?

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Full of microtransactions?

 

[Someone Depressing]

It's funny because lolis.

Well played, very well played.

 

[optimusjamie]

I like my lovers like I like my games...
They may have looked good around 1993, but they really haven't aged well.

 

[Mr Companion]

Standalone?
Dramatic?
Yearly Release? (you poor bastard)
Power fantasy?
Anti Climactic?
Predictable?
Pretentious?
Hard to get into?
Accessible?