The Pickup Artist

Haru17

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Like Dark Souls; cold and unloving!

Seriously a great joke set up, best comic in weeks!
 

Something Amyss

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conmag9 said:
The burn-to-dialogue ratio is near 1:1 Cap'n! She cannae take any more snark!

*Erin's mental engine room explodes*
I have images of Stark-Trek explosions with Link and Kratos leaping...Err, being blown off screen as Marcus Fenix tries to hold it together (looking all grizzled as he does) and NeoDante growls "FUCK YOOOOOU" and the viewscreen.
 

The Ditz

Lord of the Never There
Dec 18, 2012
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Every is area explorable?
...has a wide range of personalities; including, but not limited to Sean Connery?
comes with peripherals?
 

xxobot

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Abandoned by the publisher at release?
Padded for length?
Over-hyped and under-developed?
Hated by parents?
Large marketing budget to make up for the many deficiencies?
Repetitive game-play?
Community supported?
Mindless?
A senseless self-parody?
Lies to you in the trailer?
Hides content behind a pay-wall?
Requires unique accessories to use?
A clone of something better?
Drop-in multi-player?
Player driven?
Well reviewed?
Friend recommended?
'Borrowed'?
Dark and foreboding?
Girlfriend approved?
 

Skatologist

Choke On Your Nazi Cookies
Jan 25, 2014
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Personal preferences:

borrowed from a friend?

fun for the whole family?

includes a good narrative?

makes me feel bad about myself?

very easy?

hidden gem?
 

MrHide-Patten

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I like my women like I like my games, full of white dudes in their mid thirties... wait no, thats the exact oppsite of what I LIKE!

...Full of blood and gore?
 

reverse_rpm

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Good thing this punchline wasn't delivered by a guy.
We'd be snarkling in the comments, trying to find the best release date joke =,)).
 

Caiphus

Social Office Corridor
Mar 31, 2010
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Young and with daddy issues?

Wait... I don't think I'm doing it right.
 

Grahav

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Nurb said:
The more time goes on, the more she shows herself to be a sad, bitter person who needs to bring down others for attempting to achieve greater success.

So she's perfect for the video game industry!
*zing*

Well, she is already acting like a perfect white knight saving women from men who want to *gasp* have sex with them.
 

optimusjamie

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I like my lovers like I like my games...
They may have looked good around 1993, but they really haven't aged well.
 

Mr Companion

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Standalone?
Dramatic?
Yearly Release? (you poor bastard)
Power fantasy?
Anti Climactic?
Predictable?
Pretentious?
Hard to get into?
Accessible?