The Pickup Artist

[CaitSeith]

Seeking to please mainly 12 year old kids? That... didn't sound right.

 

[Malbourne]

Features...a...horde mode?

Needs to have a handheld?

Has crowd-tested been taken?

...Surprisingly deep...

...Great comic guys!

 

[Darth_Payn]

Erin: worst wing mate EVER.
Wait! I got a couple. Lots of action and tells an exciting story?

 

[sageoftruth]

Ummm...Free to play?

EDIT: Holy bejesus i just realised early access could imply that he likes underage grillz.

Really? I thought it implied sex on a first date.

Nah, I'm with Headsprouter on this one. Since Early Access means available before ready for use, I took "ready for use" to mean "at the age of consent".

 

[sageoftruth]

Won't let you play unless you have the right toys?

Motion-sensitive?

Constantly derided by groups of women?

Despised by Jack Thompson?

 

[Erttheking]

It took me a little bit to get it, but now I've got a massive shit eating grin on my face.

(Just doing the same thing over and over again? Shooting in the first two seconds?)

 

[MpG]

And then there's Ubisoft - who can't afford a female.

 

[reverse_rpm]

The joke that keeps on giving indeed

-Requiring a huge knowledge of the lore...
-Highly advertised...
- xD dungeon crawler...
-catering to a specific audience

- *insanity wolf* KICK-STARTEED !!

- without a tutorial
- Bundled with another game
- Including a pet system
- Released after a long developement

- *rainbow-eyed* WITH A DRAGONN !!

 

[shadowstriker86]

Contextually speaking, she's not out of his league. How can you tell? Simple, look at her expression and how she's placed: Alone, by herself and quite honestly looks depressed as hell like she just saw a kid with progeria try to catch a nerf football after just having ran over a sack of kittens

 

[KaZuYa]

Polished but utterly misleading preview sub par looks and full of bugs when you get the real thing

 

[Ritchian]

I think most of the best ones have been said, but hmm....

- Missing key features?
- On sale?
- E for everyone?
- Grindy?
- All over YouTube?

 

[shadowxvii]

- All over YouTube?

YouTuber bait ?

 

[renegade7]

"Early access? What do you...oh, god..."

I have a few!

"Front loading!"
"Smooth textures"
"Quick touch response"
"Not buggy"
"Free from a sketchy torrent site!"
"T for teen"
"Easy to install rumble pack"

 

[Grahav]

How does she have friends again?

 

[Kathinka]

massively multiplayer?

 

[Something Amyss]

Annual iterations?
Owned by large companies?
Multiple difficulty settings?
Open Source?

Man, I'm surprised this comic wasn't thirty pages (not panels) long just for the zingers!

 

[Something Amyss]

How does she have friends again?

They're hoping if they're nice to her, she'll put out.

 

[RaikuFA]

Ummm...Free to play?

EDIT: Holy bejesus i just realised early access could imply that he likes underage grillz.

I thought it meant she puts out on the first date. Or she has videos of herself on the web.

 

[klaynexas3]

With lots of grinding?
Always on?
E for everyone?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Oh wow...

It just keeps going! XD