The protagonist from the last game you played turns out to be your biological Father/Mother

[TheFinalFantasyWolf]

Am I the only one tired of these "The protagonist of the last game you played..." threads?

They are obviously fishing for the popular thread badge and they add nothing new to discussion.

People just come here, drop whatever they played and ignore the rest of the thread.

There's seriously nothing interesting to discuss here.

*and now is when you report me for being "intentionally antagonistic"*

Yes I know, and I was kind of expecting someone to say this.

I know, I picked a really generic thread to make but I swear this only came to my mind while I was playing MGS4 and a strange thought hit me : "What if my dad was Solid Snake?". I know I should have at least expressed the question with more "creativity", but yeah, this is just what I went with so, what the hell.

Tell me though, (cause I have actually been reading through all the posts) who turned out to be your daddy or momma? Did you get lucky? Or would you rather have been adopted? XD

 

[Aurora Firestorm]

Big Boss is my dad? Dude. I'd probably be doomed to get screwed over horribly later in life, or have to go shoot him or something (whoever here hasn't played MGS3, shame on you), but I'd at least inherit some serious badassery. And I'd give him hugs every day and try to make him happier because he's the saddest soldier ever.

Can I have the Patriot?

 

[ace_of_something]

While Ezio is pretty awesome I'd be a little concerned about how old I am.

Last game I played was Magic the Gathering... who's supposed to be the protagonist in that again?

Gideon Jura maybe? He's at least the narrator in the cutscene

My dad is Chuck Greene from Dead Rising 2?
Does that mean im a little girl? =O

An adorable little girl who likes megaman, that's you!

 

[Slenn]

You mean the sorceress character from Shining Soul 2? I always knew there was magic within me. XD

Had I not just played Shining Soul 2, it would've been Touhou 6 where Reimu, the Shrine Maiden would be my mother.

 

[Dominic Burchnall]

Commander Shepard.

Hell yeah. Gotta say though, if I was younger than I am I would be worried sick about him, cos I wouldn't be able to go with him, but cos I'm nineteen, I think that should be old enough to serve on the Normandy. I could even help Garrus do his calibrations so he and my dad have more time to talk. Oh, and Jack is my mother, (from the Paragon relationship) and Shepard is an Adept, so I'll have some badass biotic powers to go with it.

 

[MrPrecocious]

James Sunderland probably isn't the best role model in the world...

 

[Dominic Burchnall]

Shepard... I just had the fun times with Tali and Miranda, so I'm either basically genetically perfect or part Quarian... good times, good times.

Sorry to break it to you, but it seems you're part Quarian. In the Mass Effect 2 DLC on the Lair of the Shadow Broker, there's hacked c-mail messages that reveal that Mirandas' fathers genetic meddling has meant she is unable to have children. So I'd get some immuno-boosters if I were you.

 

[Hollock]

Vincents my father. Thanks Mutton.

 

[ilikepie59]

Darksiders.
"My dad's better than your dad"
"No, my dad's better!"
"Well mine is a horseman of the fucking apocalypse! He is the embodiment of War itself!"

 

[Jakub324]

Mike Thorton (Alpha Protocol). I honestly don't know what to say, because my guy is pretty schizophrenic.

 

[Scarim Coral]

I am going to quote Luke lines from Star Wars The Empire Strike Back "No! It's not true! That's impossible!". (The last game I've played is Solatorobo: Red the hunter.)

 

[CATB320]

Marcus Fenix would be my dad?
I guess that's not so bad, but the Gears of War universe is depressing.

 

[KiruTheMant]

Okay, I am now Heavy Weapons Kid?

ITTY BITTY TODDLERS, RUNNING FROM KIRU

 

[VulpisFox]

I just started playing Super Metroid so having Samus Aran as my mom would be pretty fucking sweet.

 

[Dominic Burchnall]

Shepard... I just had the fun times with Tali and Miranda, so I'm either basically genetically perfect or part Quarian... good times, good times.

Sorry to break it to you, but it seems you're part Quarian. In the Mass Effect 2 DLC on the Lair of the Shadow Broker, there's hacked c-mail messages that reveal that Mirandas' fathers genetic meddling has meant she is unable to have children. So I'd get some immuno-boosters if I were you.

Humans cant breed with qurains. nope thats impossible too.

Ohhh yeah, Dextro-DNA. Well, I'd ask your dad to have a talk with Kelly Chambers, away from the Engine Room or the Crew Quarters.

 

[mariofan1000]

The last game I played was Super Star Soldier.

...Uh...

 

[Varanfan9]

My lizard man character from Oblivion. So am I secretly a lizard man. Sweet. Also he is an assassin so at least he gets a lot of money.

 

[TheBadGamer]

My father is Soma Cruz, what dose that mean?

Well I guess I would have the Power of Dominance... Awesome.

Wait a min, he is not even been born yet... this is heavy.

 

[Level 7 Dragon]

Tavish Degroot the demo man is my father?

So, my dad is a black Scottish cyclops?

That runs around and rips peoples heads off?

Who is always drunk?

Q_Q I love you, father

 

[CrystalShadow]

OK... Lemme think... Last game I played that even had a protagonist...

It was... oh... >_<

Well, could be worse.

Chell doesn't speak much, but there's much worse options as far as potential mothers go...

Now I just have to avoid getting involved in 'bring your daughter to work day'... XD