The protagonist from the last game you played turns out to be your biological Father/Mother

[VulpisFox]

I just started playing Super Metroid so having Samus Aran as my mom would be pretty fucking sweet.

 

[Dominic Burchnall]

Shepard... I just had the fun times with Tali and Miranda, so I'm either basically genetically perfect or part Quarian... good times, good times.

Sorry to break it to you, but it seems you're part Quarian. In the Mass Effect 2 DLC on the Lair of the Shadow Broker, there's hacked c-mail messages that reveal that Mirandas' fathers genetic meddling has meant she is unable to have children. So I'd get some immuno-boosters if I were you.

Humans cant breed with qurains. nope thats impossible too.

Ohhh yeah, Dextro-DNA. Well, I'd ask your dad to have a talk with Kelly Chambers, away from the Engine Room or the Crew Quarters.

 

[mariofan1000]

The last game I played was Super Star Soldier.

...Uh...

 

[Varanfan9]

My lizard man character from Oblivion. So am I secretly a lizard man. Sweet. Also he is an assassin so at least he gets a lot of money.

 

[TheBadGamer]

My father is Soma Cruz, what dose that mean?

Well I guess I would have the Power of Dominance... Awesome.

Wait a min, he is not even been born yet... this is heavy.

 

[Level 7 Dragon]

Tavish Degroot the demo man is my father?

So, my dad is a black Scottish cyclops?

That runs around and rips peoples heads off?

Who is always drunk?

Q_Q I love you, father

 

[CrystalShadow]

OK... Lemme think... Last game I played that even had a protagonist...

It was... oh... >_<

Well, could be worse.

Chell doesn't speak much, but there's much worse options as far as potential mothers go...

Now I just have to avoid getting involved in 'bring your daughter to work day'... XD

 

[honestdiscussioner]

Tell me, would you be horrified? Or would you love them as a parent?

Last game I played was MGS4. Now considering that Solid Snake (Old Snake) is sterile, this just makes me very concerned and suspicious of my true origins. However in any case, thats a cool (and sneaky) Dad to have around.

Well, the Courier I created is a hot redheaded cowgirl . . . and a badass. Killed Vulpes very early on in the game thanks to a grenade launcher.

Wouldn't be too bad.

 

[Daroesb]

Female Shepherd from Mass Effect is my mother

I suppose i can live with that considering the way im playing her

 

[Sehnsucht Engel]

My mother would be the vault girl 101 from fallout 3, who is now in New Vegas.

Hmm. I think she could make a good mother. The NCR and Caesar wants her dead, but she has the brotherhood on her side. I think I would love her and hopefully not be taken hostage by someone.

 

[Thundero13]

Uhm, the last game I played was audiosurf so... a spaceship is one of my parents?

 

[Captain Epic]

Sam from Sam and Max. Huh. I guess I'm part dog.

 

[Suicida1 Midget]

So Dante(from DMC) is my dad..... making me ths son of the son of sparda. Does this mean i get yamato or something, cause that would be awesome.

 

[Halo Fanboy]

Supe from Deathsmiles 2. Don't know what sort of mother she would be.

 

[imnot]

Well the last game I played was Minecraft, but because Steve would make a rather boring and predictable answer I'll go with the game before that. Which was Mass Effect. I highly doubt a ruthless renegade Femshep would make a very good mother figure, she would be off to busy saving the galaxy to be a mother. So even in a fantasy universe I grow up with little to no parental/maternal interaction.

I had Minecraft, so if I go to the game be-
Garrys mod.
FOR FUCKS SAKE WHY DONT I PLAY GAMES WITH PROTAGAISTS ANYMORE!
uh.
Ah Halo 3 ODST
The rookie?
could be worse i guess

 

[LadyRhian]

Empress Icerose of the Elerian Star Empire? Coolness.

 

[The-Epicly-Named-Man]

Nice, I'm the son Steve! I can punch out sections of trees and get blown up repeatedly!

 

[Diablini]

Shen from League of Legends? So my dad is a ninja, and also protects other people. Hell yars!