The protagonist of the last game you played wants too have sex with you.

[obehave_wan]

Just playing LEGO Star Wars III...that could be painful.

 

[AussieTex]

I just finished Assassin's Creed 2 (yes I'm a little slow) so Ezio for me.
Yeah, what the hell. I can run with that.

 

[PS3Aussie]

Kratos, I see that your interested and all but I just want t......OH GOD NO,DON'T PUT THAT THERE
ARRRRGH

 

[Mikeyfell]

*peers at Dyshana [http://i.imgur.com/06HVU.jpg]

... Thank you. I can die happily now.

You can have Dyshana.
I've got Ellis [http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091117060756/agarest/images/thumb/2/28/CG_Ellis_Adult.jpg/776px-CG_Ellis_Adult.jpg]

I would consider either Leonhardt or Rex to be the main character. Speaking of Agarest, I got Sieghart from Record of Agarest War Zero. No thanks. I don't swing that way.

To be fair Leo and Rex are only in 1 fifth of the game Dyshana and Ellis (and others) are in the whole game

 

[Vykrel]

i dont swing that way, Fancy Pants Man

 

[zerobudgetgamer]

Shantae...

JACKPOT!!!

...unless she tries to turn into a monkey or an elephant...mermaid, on the other hand...hrmmm...

 

[Chibz]

Oh, so I'd be approached by Prier, eh? How old IS she... 16, legal where I live.

I'd probably do it because fundamentally (and as much as I hate to say it) we'd be compatible and... Who am I kidding. No one knows who Prier is.

 

[karamazovnew]

Silmeria/Alicia from Valkyrie Profile 2? YES, GOD YES!!!

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Evil, fully powered Cole McGrath from Infamous 2?

Bend over and go to my happy place?

 

[Sariteiya]

So, technically Okamiden was the last game I played, soooo... A puppy? Nooooooo...

The last one I played with a HUMAN protagonist was probably L.A Noire, so, Cole Phelps eh? It'd probably never get off the ground. He'd get distracted by a bottle in my apartment and that'd be that.

 

[bitCrusher]

I played FF 13 so I guess it's Lightning.
Well at least something good came out of playing that game!

BAAZIIING! nice one, hahaha

 

[biGBum333]

rico from just cause 2?! ... please no

 

[Lekonua]

Just played Minecraft with a Samus skin.

I'm okay with this.

 

[Pyramid Head]

I'd just whack him with a rolled up newspaper. I don't appreciate wolf god puppies humping my leg, especially when Chibiterasu seems to be extremely strong and might break my fucking leg.

 

[drisky]

A penguin with a hang glider? Yeah I don't think thats going to happen.

 

[Jak23]

YES! I just played Tomb Raider...

 

[Drummie666]

Umm... Alcatraz would almost immediately die after taking off the nanosuit, so I don't think that would work even if I was gay or bi.

Before that, Cole from infamous 2. Good Cole too... I would die, so... NEXT!

Spoiler

...and suddenly I'm golden.

 

[BanicRhys]

Welkin Gunther, I'm sure he's reasonable enough to accept my rejection.

 

[Epicspoon]

Who is the protagonist of Final Fantasy (1)? I do have the White Mage in my party tho, so not all is lost.

The only problem is that I can't tell how old she is..... Actually I don't think I'd take the chance..

GO FOR IT MAN!!!