The protagonist of the last game you played wants too have sex with you.

[ChildofGallifrey]

Last game I played was Madden '11. Now, I'm a lifelong New Orleans Saints fan, and I love and respect Drew Brees for all that he's done for our team and our community, but I don't really see that happening.

 

[Fusioncode9]

Aqua from Kingdom Hearts Birth by Sleep, Hell yes!

 

[0p3rati0n]

Faith from Mirror's Edge? Score!

 

[Epicspoon]

http://www.neopets.com/games/play.phtml?game_id=659

you want me to have sex with Sophie the swamp witch from Neopets?
well I'm not a furry but I DO like witches.....


I think I just threw up in my mouth a little...

 

[Darkguy89]

Oh no Dr Freeman and the worst part is no matter what there will be an awkward silence afterwould

 

[Epicspoon]

Just played Minecraft with a Samus skin.

I'm okay with this.

even though she would be all blocky?

 

[Mark Flanagan]

A) Does Minecraft man have boy parts?
B) If he did wouldn't it be all rectangled...

Hang on, I'll go pop Bayonetta in the 360

 

[Bernzz]

My Minecraft dude now wants to do me. Thanks, OP.

 

[classypants]

DUKE NO!!!

 

[Kerrie Garbett]

minecraft... no thanks I like my men how to put it... more rounded

 

[scorptatious]

The...

Spoiler

Well, it's either sex or burning to death. I REALLY hope the rumors about the Pyro being a girl are true...

 

[The Seldom Seen Kid]

Cole Phelps. >_>

Sorry bro, don't swing that way.

 

[velcrokidneyz]

Geralt? i dont want any diseases...

 

[SD-Fiend]

laharl's too old for me

 

[Erana]

I didn't realize cats liked to hump peoples' legs...

 

[ScrubberDucky]

Niko Bellic? Good thing I like it rough from men with hairy bums. Wait, what?

 

[Sniper Team 4]

Tomb Raider Underworld. Assuming my beliefs were different, I have one word:

SCORE!

 

[NinjaOnXTC]

I just played some Fallout, so good thing I'm a creepy guy and made my character the hottest chick in the game and gave her great all round attributes, she's no *****, she's really kind and can kick arse. I think I may just win this thread.

 

[Epicspoon]

*peers at Dyshana [http://i.imgur.com/06HVU.jpg]

... Thank you. I can die happily now.

too bad she's not the main character. you can have Thoma.

 

[mikeli4194]

Oh, Male Commander Shepard, does your space lechery know no bounds?!