The protagonist of the last game you played wants too have sex with you.

[God's Clown]

Lilith from Borderlands is the character, and the answer is oh god yes. Immediately, I wouldn't even let her finish the sentence. She is a very sexy woman.

 

[RedDeadFred]

I was just playing Borderlands as Lilith so.....
Yes very much so please.

 

[R MAN 77]

Ezio Auditore di Florence! For the last time, IM NOT GAY. Stop stalking me and climb out of my house through the window you so stealthily entered through.

 

[Epicspoon]

Oh no Dr Freeman and the worst part is no matter what there will be an awkward silence afterwould

afterword?

you wouldn't even know if he were enjoying it!

 

[LordOmnit]

An old veteran, a college chick, an office worker, and a biker dude.
Well, I'll go with the option provided in the game to choose and choose the college chick.
Because it doesn't have to be all of them, does it? D=

 

[metal eslaved]

max please be reasonable you have mona to think about please be gentle(max payne 2 was the last game i play)

 

[Epicspoon]

hold on I've gotta go play neope- *COUGH COUGH* I mean metroid... yeah that's what I was about to say.

 

[an874]

Alex Mercer from Prototype, or Kratos. I can't remember which, but this won't end either way.

 

[Nelloney]

Bayonetta... Thank you god

 

[Daniel Cygnus]

Spoiler: This guy

Seeing as I'm not exactly into sex with children, I'll give this one a hell to the no.

 

[Raggedstar]

Last few games I played were of animal protagonists (Okami, Ratchet and Clank ACIT). Not sure that would work.

Before that was Bayonetta. Sorry girlfriend, but even if I was attracted to girls, I would get lost in your spider-legs (among other things in the game that absolutely loses me). Though I'm entertained and somewhat hypnotized when she dances, so does that count?

 

[Klarinette]

Scorpion... I'm pretty sure that, even if I were to run away, he'd catch me. I'm screwed, and this is probably going to hurt.

 

[Deleted]

Xiao from Dark Cloud..?
Hmm, a cat transformed into a little girl...

 

[AMX58]

lets see ah yes Jill Valtine for the Win

 

[ShakyFt Slasher]

I was just playing as my tough bearded Fallout: New Vegas character. He IS bisexual(confirmed bachelor perk) but I am not however haha.

 

[Dogstile]

So, the character from magicka?

Well hot damn, this should be interesting. Lets hope s/he doesn't cast thunderbolt :O

 

[Zenomorph]

League of Legends doesn't really have a main character... But the last three characters I played are Caitlyn, Akali, and Kayle.

I'm good for it.

ugh your lucky the last characters i played with were Garen, Malphite and Dr.Mundo .....oh sweet lord not mundo anything but mundo.

 

[pyrrhic victory]

Marth from Fire Emblem?

Sure, if he gets Nyna and Caeda to join in...

 

[Chaos James]

Man, why couldn't I of put down the controller after playing around with the SNES Test Program, but I just had to boot up Star Fox after T_T.

"Get away Fox, get the hell away!"
"No, please don't listen to Peppy!"
"Gah! No, don't use the boost to get through!"
"If you try a barrel roll, so help me god I'll kill you Fox!"

...

...

That's it, I'm playing nothing but Dead or Alive: Xtreme Beach Volleyball 2 from now on... or at least after every gaming session.

 

[butwave]

The last thing I played was... the WWE All Stars demo.

Plz no Mr. Ultimate Warrior. Plz no...